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Robert Pattinson Chace Crawford People Magazine Summer s Hottest

Summary: You read that right People magazine hates Robert Pattinson It thinks he s a stinky old bellend with a twonky haircut How do we know Because magazine has published its Summer s Hottest Bachelor list and you should sit down for this Robert Pattinson didn t win No instead the top title was snatched by Chace Crawford from some show named Gossip Girl which we don t watch because it s not about sparkly teenage vampires trying to kiss horse faced schoolgirls to a soundtrack of legitimately bad music You read that right People magazine hates Robert Pattinson It thinks he s a stinky old bellend with a twonky haircut How do we know Because magazine has published its Summer s Hottest Bachelor list and you should sit down for this Robert Pattinson didn t win No instead the top title was snatched by Chace Crawford from some show named Gossip Girl which we don t watch because it s not about sparkly teenage vampires trying to kiss horse faced schoolgirls to a soundtrack of legitimately bad music

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