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Need help writing a funny top 10 list? We're trying to write a funny top 10 list about my brother in law who is turning 50. We thought the topic could be "Top 10 things he's learned after 50 years." I was wondering if anyone could help me. Things to help describe him: Into landscaping, flowers, plants, etc. Has exotic chickens (don't laugh) Built his own home. He's a plumber Fiddles around with artistic painting and playing the acoustic guitar Has three daughters and one son Has made his own wine in the past I'm having trouble because he doesn't have any quirks that I can prey on. He's just a really nice normal guy. Any help would be appreciated. THANKS!!

Help make a funny Top 10 List on why not to go to Bonnaroo.? Everyone should know what Bonnaroo is. If not google it. I'm looking for a hilarious top 10 on why not to go. Can you guys give me a hand on this? Thanks!

Want to help me make a funny Top 10 List? I want to make a humorous list of reasons why my old boss should hire me back after I left for another job a couple years ago. Can you can think of any funny reasons to include on the list, such as, "I dress well", or "I had the flu shot so I shouldn't be out sick much this year", etc.

Can anyone help me make a funny top ten list? I need a work appropriate humorous top 10 list about why someone would quit their job and become a stay at home mom. Any funny suggestions? This is for a co worker (therapist) who is leaving our office (a psychiatric facility) to become a stay at home mom.

What are some ideas for 'top 10 reasons to be a physician assistant student'? My student PA association is trying to come up with some ideas for t-shirts for our group members. We were trying to come up with a funny list of top 10 reasons to be a Physician Assistant student. Any ideas are greatly appreciated. Thanks!

Who actually finds David Letterman's "TOP 10 LIST" still funny ? It wasn't even laughable twenty years ago ..

make a funny top 10 (or top 5) list for 'you know you're in the wrong job if---"?

Isn't Yahoo's Top 10 Searches list funny? These are the current Top 10 searches: Ray Allen iPhone Richard Jeni Ratatouille Bone Marrow Donation Cats Antonin Scalia Food and Drug... Spice Girls Lyrics Joakim Noah Why aren't they: Iraq War The Bill of Rights The Constitution Chemtrails American Concentration Camps Usama bin Laden H.A.A.R.P. WTC Building 7 NORAD American Imperialism

this is the funniest top 10 list yet!!!!? Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost. 9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion. 5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. 4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head? 2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? 1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

What are the top 10 funniest movies currently on Netflix? I keep finding lists on the internet for top 10 funniest, but they are all relevant to movies put on Netflix in a certain time period. So, I am looking for a top 10 list of the funniest movies currently on Netflix irregardless to the time in which they were released to the Netflix community. i think the following would help in the shaping of my list some of my most favorite funny movies are as follows(because this will probably tell you what kind of sense of humor i have): superbad role models step brothers benchwarmers and for retards like georgia, no, Easy A is not funny, especially because of emma stone, she is probably the least funny person ive ever seen attempt comedy.

poem help! please!!!!? top 10 lists!!!!!!? we have to do this top 10 list for our principal and my topic is what she thinks about. its supposed to be funny. so do you have any ideas for the top 10?

Top 10 Reasons to Date A Police Officer? Okay, so you know how they have those top 10 lists that have cute/funny reasons.. You know 10 reasons to date a fireman.. a dancer... a baseball player.. Well anyway.. i tried to google it for a police officer.. couldn't find anything. Has anyone heard some for this??

top 10 funny reasons the titanic sank!!!!!? so for one of my classes we have to make a list of 10 reasons the titanic sank but they have to be funny like because it didnt know how to swim or something like that. i need help thinking of as many as i can so good luck and i hope you can come up with some!

Is this list of Top 10 Reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers funny? Is my list of Top 10 reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers funny? Should I submit it to Late Night? Do you have any funnier things to put on the list? The Top 10 Reasons David Letterman had sex with staffers: 10. No one wanted to have sex with him when he was a weatherman. 9. It all started as a "stupid human trick" 8. It gets old doing a monologue if you know what I mean? 7. When you've got World Wide Pants somebody is bound to get into them. 6. All those Monica Lewinsky jokes left him wondering. 5. It was "Hide the Salami" Tuesday down at the "Hello Deli". 4. Bristol Palin was already taken. 3. Paul had already written a catchy song for the bit: (Sung enthusiastically) "Hey how would you like to have sex with David Letterman, SEX WITH DAVID LETTERMAN!, Oh yeah" 2. It was just part of New York City's new stimulus package. And the number one reason David Letterman had sex with his staffers: 1. It was "Sweeps Week" and he needed a rise in the poll.

Does anyone have any good ideas for a top 10 list? I Need to make on for a school project.? I have to make a powerpoint on a top ten list. It can be real or it can be my opinion. I'd like it to be either funny, interesting or both. Does anyone have ay good ideas for one?

Top 10 FUNNIEST SONGS of all time? What is your list of top 10 super funny songs? ;)

Top 10 funniest Movie actors? In your opinion who is the currently the top 10 funniest actors? Please list them in order from 10 to 1 :)

Top 10 funniest Movie actresses? In your opinion who is the currently the top 10 funniest actresses? Please list them in order from 10 to 1 :)

List your top 10 funniest movies ever.? i love comedies and i would like to watch the funniest ones.

Anyone has any good sites with funny stories or pics? If you know any sites with funny games, pictures and texts. Or websites about facts and top 10 lists or anything I can read and entertain myself with?

what are the top 10 funny movies to come out in the past 10 years, in your opinion? or if you know some other types of real good movies i might have forgot about go ahead and list them

top reasons to be a lifeguard list? Okay, so i've been looking online, but i've only found one list I like and i need more, so any funny/cute or just any top reasons for being a lifeguard lists you have would be great, thanks :D i don't need reasons, i want a funny list, i'm already a lifeguard, i'm trying to make a t-shirt with a top 10 funny reasons to be a lifeguard list

Will Ferrell's Funniest Movies! List your Top 10?

Entertaining / Funny youtube channels to subscribe too? I currently watch: Edbassmaster JakeVale Break Cutewinfail Liquidgeneration Turquoise Jeep Failblog and a few others, I like with: Funny animal videos, Parodys, Pranks, Fails / Wins, Random facts and top 10 lists (Like liquidgeneration), Random tech stuff, and anything else you would deem "worth watching" Thanks in advance! Most entertaining will get best answer, naturally.

What's your top 10 favorite R&B songs? This is my top 10 list of my favorite R&B songs: Babyface - Soon As I Get Home Brenda K. Starr - I Still Believe Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone Janet Jackson - Funny How Time Flies Keith Sweat - I'll Give All My Love to You Usher - Confessions Pt. 2 Boyz II Men - End of the Road Ralph Tresvant - Sensitivity Toni Braxton - Breathe Again Ginuwine - Pony Those are Classics!

Do you find it funny that a Bleacher Report put Derrick Rose as top 10? He was put ahead Deron Williams and Chris Paul even though these guys accomplished more than him playing in a stronger conference. Also Bosh and Gasol is better than him but they were listed be3low him.

Does anyone have a list of 10 top reasons to date a canadian girl? I'm just looking for something funny/ sexy to sent to my boyfriend in the UK (I'm from Canada ). Anything is helpful, Thanx!

Whats your Top 10 Smiths songs? For many Smiths fans, creating some sort of Top 10 list for your favourite songs is somewhat difficult, ive managed to come up with my personal "top ten" :), whats everyone elses, im quite interested to see ! I have out my number one first, then the rest are in no order what so ever...:) No.1= There is a light that never goes out (The Queen is Dead album) That joke isnt funny anymore (Meat is murder album) Nowhere Fast ( Meat is Murder album) This Charming Man ( The Smiths album) Frankly Mr Shankly (The Queen is Dead album) I know its over ( The Queen is Dead album) Stop Me if you think that Youve heard this one before ( Strangeways here we come album) Jeane ( Single) How Soon is Now ( Single) Barbarism begins at home ( Single) Please rate my top ten if your a smiths fan :D

heyy baseball fans everywhere!! i need your help!!? okayy so i live in a suburb near boston and i need some funny funny trivia about the boston red sox or the new york yankees. (this is for my ela class....we need to do a funny top 10 list as like on dave letterman and i am doing top 10 things to bring to a r.s vs y game!!) SO HELP ME PLZZZ

What are your top ten funny quotes? they can be from any where, including from yourself your friend or a song if you can give me 2 lists: one for your actual top 10 and one for your top ten school appropriate quotes. here's one of my actual top ten: "thats what she said."

Top 10 funniest games on PC? Be creative guys Give me top 10 of your favorite and funniest games DO REMEMBER: I am asking for top 10 funniest games for pc, so exclude the criteria of quality. Dont put games like counter strike, call of duty List games that arent too gay but really funny Remember : for PC

Of this list, which are the top 10? I would please prefer it if you could put it as: Top 5 Funny Movies Top 10 for all the other movies. (so a there's a separate thing for the comedies) Rambo (2008) Saving Private Ryan (1998) The Wrestler (2008) Ali (2001) Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Behind Enemy Lines (2001) Underground (2007) Raging Bull (1980) Million Dollar Baby (2004) Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008) Braveheart (1995) Bloodsport (1988) Resurrecting the Champ (2007) Champion (2002) The Hammer (2007) Redbelt (2008) Superbad (2007) Yes Man (2008) Shaun of the Dead (2004) The Godfather (1972) The Godfather Part II (1974) Taxi Driver (1976) Gladiator (2000) Gran Torino (2008) Collateral (2004) Role Models (2008) American Pie (1999) Thanks :)

Looking 4 Top Comedy Anime Character? I am looking 4 top funny anime character. Can u guys give me some name & which anime they belong 2. If someone give me a good top 10 list; I give him 5 star.

Top 10 reasons to run with scissors? I'm making a list of the top 10 reasons to run with scissors. Examples: So you can stab people who get in your way. Hair cut any time any where! Your ideas are greatly appreciated! It can be funny or an actually good reasons Thanks!

What would you guys rate Easy A (2010) on a scale of 1 to 10? (10 best, 1 lowest)? I loved this movie. This was a really great showing for producer Will Gluck. Also, Emma Stone was really funny and seemingly charming in the movie. LOL. This movie is now high on my top 10 list for movies now! I really can't think about any bad things about the movie. I have no choice but to rate it 10/10. Great movie.

Business Week Magazine has listed the Top 10 cities in which to raise children...? In other news, Michael Jackson has just listed that ten city concert tour. -Craig Ferguson Poll: funny or not?

TOP TEN lists are they funny??? STAR? TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY... 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot

Do you think this look-a-like picture funny to you? This article list some top 10 of look-a-like picture related to sports: http://sportales.com/soccer/top-10-funny-look-a-likes/ What do you think about it?

What's your Top 10 List of Most Overrated Movies? I don't necessarily mean movies that you hated, although they could fall into this category too. I'm talking about movies that either the critics, or your friends, or the academy, or public hype said were just so wonderful, funny, touching, scary, "classic," and/or "MUST-SEE" and when you saw them you were either disappointed, or you hated it, or it was not funny in your opinion, or it was boring, or you thought "That's IT!? It's okay but nothing special." TEN POINTS Somebody asked for my list in no particular order: 1. Animal House 2. Napolean Dynamite 3. Sideways 4. English Patient 5. Silence of the Lambs 6. Citizen Kane (Not bad just not the "Greatest American Movie Ever Made" either) 7. Dr. Strangelove 8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 9. The Producers (1st version) 10. Some Like It Hot I could go on but I think you get the drift.

What are the top 10 2010 FIFA world cup games so far? What are your favorite world cup games so far! They can be exciting funny or anything! List as many as you can!

Top 10 reasons why to avoid drug abusers? im doing this play in which i play a person who like to keep distant from drug abusers and dealers in life no matter how close they are to me. soo i wanted your help in coming up with a rather funny, interesting but at the same time believable list of'' top 10 reasons why I avoid drug abusers" thanx in advance

Top 10: NBA Play-Offs? Anything about the 2009 NBA Play-Offs. List your Top 10. 1. Favorite Teams. Getting to watch the Hawks and Magic in the Play-Offs this is year is great, especially 2 days ago (for the Hawks at least). 2. Legends Rising. Guys like James, Bryant, Rose, Wade (Hopefully not, lol), Johnson, Howard, Billups, Roy, etc. are going to have some great games. This is why we have to watch every single game. Well, at least I do. 3. Upsets. First games were filled with upsets. Bulls over Celts, Sixers over Magic, Rockets over Blazers, Hornets over Nuggets, Mavericks over Spurs. All of these. 4. Sweeps. Isn't it fun watching a team go 4-0? I don't think it's giong to happen besides Lakers, Cavaliers, and maybe the Hawks (Hopefull). 5. Finals. I put this all the way down to Number 5 because it is 1 series, but it is the most important one. THink of getting your team's first NBA Ring? Your first 40 point game (Maybe)? Getting your Coache's first ring (Besides Marriage)? 6. Videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3s63sGoP_c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuhC_GcG8c0&feature=related 7. Commercials. Where Will Amazing Happen This Year? lol 8. Great plays. AN example of this would be any second that Josh Smith was in Game 1 of the Hawks-Heat series. These plays could have been done in the Regular Season, but in the Play-Offs, it's just the thing that always gets your crowd and Team into the game. 9. Unexpectedness. This might be the same thing as Upsets. But whoever expected the Hawks to win by 30 something points? The Nuggets to lose Game 1? Upsets happen at the end of the game, unlike the "Unexpectedness" during the WHOLE game. 10. Yahoo! Answers. Isn't it A-M-A-Z-I-N-G to see all the Bandwagoners? Okay, no. But it's so fun to brag about your team, isn't it? YES. Unless they lose the game [Magic :'( ] What's your Top 10? P.S. In the "The 2009 NBA Playoffs Have Arrived" video, isn't it funny watching Tony Parker and Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade immitating O'Neal and Jordan?

Whats your top 10 in the rap/hiphop industry(commercial and underground)? I just wanna see other peoples opinions on who the best is in the rap and hiphop industry(commercial and underground). I love exploring new music and discovering new artist. You can even just list your top 10 favorites, doesn't really have to be who you think the best is because theres rappers out there I think that have crazy skills but I don't even liesten to them just because it might not be what I'm into. I think its funny when people don't like a certain artist and because of that, they say they suck and have no talent. For instance, I think Lil Wayne is talented, but I don't like his music. Anyways heres my top 10, well my favorite 10!!! 10. DMX/Busta Rhymes 9. Ludacris 8. Brotha Lynch Hung 7. 2 PAC 6. The Dirtball/WC 5. Eminem/Bizzy Bone 4. Kutt Kalhoun/Krizz Kaliko 3. Kottonmouth Kings 2. Ice Cube 1. Tech N9ne

top 10 reasons why to avoid drug abusers? im doing this play in which i play a person who like to keep distant from drug abusers and dealers in life no matter how close they are to me. soo i wanted your help in coming up with a rather funny, interesting but at the same time believable list of'' top 10 reasons why I avoid drug abusers" thanx in advance

What are some funny survey questions? I write a top 10 list for a magizine written by my friend and I can't think of a funny question. One of my questions was what is your favorite body part.

You know you're a high school senior when....? For a paper, I need a to get a top 10 list of funny, short, school appropriate remarks about a senior in high school. An example could be "you know you're a senior when you have a favorite toilet" Does anyone have any good ones?

Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s. funny or true? 10. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 9. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail. 8. You faxed your Christmas list to your parents. 7. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. 6. You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living 5. You think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases. 4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors. 3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans. 2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock And -- the number ONE sign you had too much of the 90's... 1. You hear more jokes via email than in person.

Do you think Rolling Stone screwed up the Top Ten Beatles song list? What do you think of this list? I can't believe they picked "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" over a classic like Michelle and didn't include any songs from Revolver, Meet the Beatles or a Hard Day's Night. What songs do you think don't belong and what would you add? I think it's funny that out of the 10 songs George Harrison wrote two of them. John Lennon said they used a few of George's songs because he was complaining that they wouldn't let him put them on their albums. I guess George got the last laugh. Rolling Stone's Top 10 list of Greatest Beatles songs are: 1. "A Day in the Life" 2. "I Want to Hold Your Hand" 3. "Strawberry Fields Forever" 4. "Yesterday" 5. "In My Life" 6. "Something" 7. "Hey Jude" 8. "Let It Be" 9. "Come Together" 10. "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

List of top 10 reasons to date a canadian ( girl ) ? Anyone? Hey I'm just looking for something funny/ sexy to send to my Boyfriend in the UK ( I'm Canadian ). Anything is helpful!! Even if it's a link to an actual list or just good ideas to put on there. Thanks :)

Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas ok funny or not? 10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds! 9. While Santa’s in the house... go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket! 8. While Santa’s in the house... replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly! 7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!! 6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home. 5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime" 4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections. 3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill. 2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins! 1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us buddy!!"

top 10 or so reasons to be a lifeguard? Okay, so i've been looking online, but i've only found one list I like and i need more, so any funny/cute or just any top reasons for being a lifeguard lists you have would be great, thanks :D i don't need reasons, i want a funny list, i'm already a lifeguard, i'm trying to make a t-shirt with a top 10 funny reasons to be a lifeguard list

I need some REALLY fun, cool, exciting, funny ideas for my journal?!? I need some REALLY fun, cool, exciting, funny ideas for my journal?!? So the other day I was at the store and saw this REALLY cute journal that I just had to have. (: But so far, I haven't wrote ANYTHING in it! I need some help! I don't want it to be like a diary & write about my day or any of that boring stuff! I want things to draw or doodle, or maybe top 10 lists! <3 Anybody have any ideas or know any websites??? Thanks!! (:

Can you give me a list of Top Three Funniest Videos on YouTube? Can you give me a list of Top Three Funniest Videos on YouTube? I need to laugh a lot to get through this life! my favorites are: dipsy the magical unicorn gay harry potter and umm idk lol can you help me out here?????? funniest three get 10 pts! Can you give me the link if posible? idk wich one to click! theres hundreds of listings under each name!

rat race, one of the top 10 funniest movies of all time? btw id also include madagascar in this list.

Who is your all time, top 10 favorite/hated people in Religion and Spirituality? ? You may have seperate lists of 10 if you may, this my final question for today ;-; 1. Hope (she quit a year ago) 2. LordVader 3. Lion of Judah (the REAL one from a year ago) 4. Fireball (known her for a year, still the same) 5. TEH TYME KITTEH =^..^= 6. OM NOM NUM Zwut I Do?(or however you spell it) 7. Bride of Jesus (she gives me most of my best answers) 8. What Should I Do Retard (theres 50 of them, I counted them.) 9. Penguin Crusader aka ME a year ago, its funny seeing how much ive changed... 10. Inanimate Phoenix cause shes so darn sexy. Disliked 1. Pastor Winthrop by far. 2. Full Armour of God 3. King Crusader 4. Myth Bomber 5. the NEW Lion of Judah 6. Meatbot 7. (these spots reserved) 8. Bride of Jesus 9. Fire Ball 10. Hellfriar (used to like him, but now hes just pure troll) So, whats in YOUR list? Miguel just made my number 7 spot...

What's your top 10 fav. R&B songs? This is my list of my top 10 favorite R&B songs: 1. Babyface - Soon As I Get Home 2. Brenda K Starr - I Still Believe 3. Michael Jackson - You Are Not Alone 4. Janet Jackson - Funny How Time Flies 5. Keith Sweat - I'll Give All My Love To You 6. Boyz II Men - End Of The Road 7. Tamia - So Into You 8. Ginuwine - Differences 9. Usher - Confessions Pt. 2 10. Toni Braxton - Breathe Again Those are Classics! I can't wait to see your answers!

Funny things for a loved one to (NOT) say/ask the DI while your man is in Marine Boot Camp? (AGAIN)? My fiance is at USMC Boot Camp right now. & I've been putting together newsletters for him while he's at there. Included in this newsletter, are funny "Top Ten" lists. I need help to add to my latest topic, "Top 10 things to say when we call your DI on his cell phone." *PLEASE NOTE I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT CONTACT HIS DI FOR ANY REASON, THIS IS A JOKE ONLY TO MAKE MY FIANCE LAUGH.* This is what I have so far, thanks to some help in my previous post. 10. My fiancé really misses his cats. Do you think we could schedule a visitation? 9. Please let the cooking staff know that he likes his pancakes stacked in two, and cut four ways (two horizontal & two vertical). 8. His muscles are too big already. Could you please not make him do any more pushups? 7. My fiancé says that when you scream and bang on the shitters, it is very hard for him to concentrate. I would appreciate it if you would leave him alone when he is trying to do private things such as using the head and rain room. 6. The DVR thingy got unplugged & Family Guy will be on in an hour. Please ask him where the red cord plugs into & call me back ASAP. 5. Ran into some trouble & had to sell his car. Couldn’t find the Power of Attorney, so I forged his name. Tell him not to worry, but if he still has that $20 to send it in his next letter. 4. 3. 2. 1. As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies Any funny ideas to add to my list will be greatly appreciated. Thank you!!! :) Aw thanks USMC :) If you have any ideas, let me know!! Final list for those who care! Top 10 Things To Talk About When We Call Your DI’s Cell Phone… 10. My fiancé really misses his cats. Do you think we could schedule a visitation? 9. Please let the cooking staff know that he likes his pancakes stacked in two, cut four ways (two horizontal & two vertical.) 8. His muscles are too big already. Could you please not make him do any more pushups? 7. He says that when you scream and bang on the shitters, it’s very hard for him to concentrate. I would appreciate it if you would leave him alone when he’s attending private matters such as using the head and rain room. 6. The DVR thingy isn’t working and Family Guy will be on in an hour. Please ask him where the red cord plugs into & call me back ASAP. 5. Ran into some trouble & had to sell his car. Couldn’t find the Power of Attorney, so I forged his signature. Tell him not to worry, but if he still has that $20 he left with to send it in his next letter. 4. I’m sure you guys are busy playing soldier boy during the week, but please talk to the folks who bunk around my fiancé & ask if they could hold it down on the weekends. He enjoys sleeping in, especially on Sundays. 3. I need the address I can send my dad’s old Army boots to so that my fiancé can wear them when you’re all out playing in the mud. This would cut down on the time he spends cleaning boots, allowing more time for things that really matter to him such as writing letters. 2. Let me know as soon as I can send his own boxers, like his Spongebobs. They’re softer than the issued undies & will keep his junk from falling out, making the marching & running much more comfortable for him. 1. As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies.

Funny things for a loved one to (NOT) say/ask the DI while your man is in Marine Boot Camp? My fiance is at USMC Boot Camp right now. I was surprised when I received the letter from his Senior DI because it includes his e-mail & cell numbers. I imagine many worried mothers are inadvertently making things difficult for their boys. Anyway, I've been putting together newsletters for him while he's at boot camp. Included in this newsletter, are funny "Top Ten" lists. I need help to add to my latest topic, "Top 10 things to say when we call your DI on his cell phone." *PLEASE NOTE I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT CONTACT HIS DI FOR ANY REASON, THIS IS A JOKE ONLY TO MAKE MY FIANCE LAUGH.* The only one I have so far is, "As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies." Any funny ideas to add to my list will be greatly appreciated. Thank you!!! :) Lol good one! More! David you are on a roll, keep 'em coming! Final List for those who care! Top 10 Things To Talk About When We Call Your DI’s Cell Phone… 10. My fiancé really misses his cats. Do you think we could schedule a visitation? 9. Please let the cooking staff know that he likes his pancakes stacked in two, cut four ways (two horizontal & two vertical.) 8. His muscles are too big already. Could you please not make him do any more pushups? 7. He says that when you scream and bang on the shitters, it’s very hard for him to concentrate. I would appreciate it if you would leave him alone when he’s attending private matters such as using the head and rain room. 6. The DVR thingy isn’t working and Family Guy will be on in an hour. Please ask him where the red cord plugs into & call me back ASAP. 5. Ran into some trouble & had to sell his car. Couldn’t find the Power of Attorney, so I forged his signature. Tell him not to worry, but if he still has that $20 he left with to send it in his next letter. 4. I’m sure you guys are busy playing soldier boy during the week, but please talk to the folks who bunk around my fiancé & ask if they could hold it down on the weekends. He enjoys sleeping in, especially on Sundays. 3. I need the address I can send my dad’s old Army boots to so that my fiancé can wear them when you’re all out playing in the mud. This would cut down on the time he spends cleaning boots, allowing more time for things that really matter to him such as writing letters. 2. Let me know as soon as I can send his own boxers, like his Spongebobs. They’re softer than the issued undies & will keep his junk from falling out, making the marching & running much more comfortable for him. 1. As his cavities are now fixed, please be sure that he is served slightly more cookies.

okay ladies and gents i want to make a list of the top 10 reasons its better to date Latinos? it can be funny or not jsut give the reason you think brown is better!! okay this more for fun than anything. everyone has a certain type of person they are attracted to... some love Latin lovers thought it would be fun to hear some of the silly reasons why. ultimitly though you should love for whats on the inside no matter what color they are

In your opinion who are the top 10 rappers alive? There is no right answers, but I would like to know in everyone's opinions who are the top 10 rappers currently alive. Here is my list, don't hate: 1. Jay-Z (Young Hov's earned it and he's at the top of the game. One of the only rappers to go in the booth with B.I.G. and other legends. He's been in the game for 12 years and he still hasn't cooled off. Every album presents new flair and material just when you thought he couldn't think of anything else.) 2. Eminem (The flow of oregeno and this guy just seems to spew out emotion every verse. A crowd favorite and house hold name for a reason. If you retire for a while and people still wonder when your going to come back then you must be good.) 3. Nas (A legendary feud with Jay-Z and re-unites years later. Nas is lyrically out of this world. Untitled or Nigger as you may call it, was a bold statement to those who listened to it that there is still struggles with the black community amongst this world that needs to be corrected. He made classics such as If I Ruled the World (Imagine That) and The World is Yours. Probably two of the best songs I ever heard.) 4. 50 Cent (Even though I personally don't think he is good lyrically, 50 derserves to be on here for the flamboyant atitude he brings to the game. I personally like every song he's made and if he can put singles up from a motion picture soundtrack and make some appear on a billboard that shows talent.) 5. The Game (Protege of the D.R.E., The Game is almost a clone of Dre. If you ask me he's even better than Dre could imagine. Better flow, better lyrically structure and he'll work with more people to make a beat. Wether L.A.X. was his last album or not, this guy will go down to be remembered.) 6. Kanye West (Only three albums and already amazing. Maybe he doesn't have Jigga man's flow and fast mouth but he honestly to me is beyond Jay's level of lyrics and I quote "I'm just saying come home Mona Lisa you know you can't Rome without Caesar". Graduation is the best album I ever purchased. Every song on there could easily be a single.) 7. Lupe Fiasco (Young and supposebly already done with his career after his third album? If you can be reconized after two albums and be nagged about your third your definately living with your head in the sky and taking ideas from up there. Lyrically genious.) 8. Dr. Dre (One of the first to do the westcoast hip hop style, Dre is most definately a great. Classic beats with Snoop D-O double G. Can't wait until Detox.) 9. Snoop Dogg (Who doesn't love Snoop. He continues to spit rhymes and flows that make your head spin. Although Ego Trippin was a little "Trippin" out, I have confidence that Snoop can step back in the game. I mean he was great back in the day and he still is, he just doesn't seem that "on". 10. Ludacris (Who doesn't love Luda, with his awesome stop and go pace making flows and funny lines. Snagging the 10th spot because he deserves it. He's keeping active and getting guest spots in albums still and still disturbing the peace.) -Honorable Mention- -Young Jeezy (A good rapper but still hasn't earned his cut....to me The Recession was a dissapointment.) -Ice Cube (A great rapper but hasn't really had many great hits. I mention him here just because of his credibility on being in N.W.A. and Raw Footage being 10/10 for a comeback.) -T.I. (He'll get there but just like Jeezy, he's still young and has to work out some kinks. Paper Trail was good be he seems to be turning into a commercialized rapper.) -DMX (One of my favorites. Truely a "dog", but he just doesn't seem to have many hits alike Ice Cube. Being around this long I'd think he might already have at least 10 good singles. We'll have to wait for Walk With Me Now to see if the saying is true or not that old dogs really don't learn new tricks.) -Common (A lyrical genious, but has yet to win some attention for the work he has done and is bipolar in means of hot albums. Electrical Circus is a good example.) -Rick Ross (Correctional Officer or not The Bo$$ has an unbeatable swagger and unique flow that makes everyone listening know his barritone voice. Time will tell if Ricky Ross becomes what he hopes.)

can i have a list of the top 10 emos or goths bands? i am look for some goths and emos bands because i want to know what bands are good to buy cds from and what band are better singing with a lemon suck it there mouth and by the way i don/t need funny people saying funny thing i need this help pleases

top 10 acting tips? i want to be in drama club this year, and i want to get a better chance of getting the part i want. please list the top ten acting tips for me. dont try 2 be mean, funny or sarcastic. low rating or report abuse 4 those who wish to be any of the things i just mentioned i- n the last sentence. my mistake. its supposed to be in, not i-n.

why is Big L seldomly listed as a top 5 or 10 rapper? personally i would rank him in the top 5 amongst pac and biggie, his rhyme schemes are complex, his wordplay is funny, i just dont understand why most people dont think hes a top 5 or 10 rapper

"star" if you like this funny...? The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs

Top 10 reasons why to avoid drug abusers? im doing this play in which i play a person who like to keep distant from drug abusers and dealers in life no matter how close they are to me. soo i wanted your help in coming up with a rather funny, interesting but at the same time believable list of'' top 10 reasons why I avoid drug abusers" thanx in advance

Can you give me a "Top Ten List" that you are addicted to myspace? Funniest list wins 10 points.

What is your favorite funny list? give me a list like "top 10 things to say to a pizza deliverer" or "10 reasons men are more important" or "why women should rule earth" BE CREATIVE! thanx

Top 10 names on the Mitchell list? tell me who else should be on the list the funnier the better, here's my list Tony Blair Randy the macho man salvage LL cool J Steve Jobs Mariah Carey Bill Parcel Tom Brady Adam Levine Fall Out Boy Jack Bauer this just in, alice from the Brady bunch is on the list , and Creflo dollar

Top 10 reasons Jimmie Johnson is a wuss? Can anyone make a list. And can you make it funny please?

TOP TEN list is it funny??/STAR? TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY... 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...... *#9 says B.J.

Does anyone have a list of 10 top reasons to date a canadian girl? Hey I'm just looking for something funny/ sexy to send to my Boyfriend in the UK ( I'm Canadian ). Anything is helpful!! Thanks :)

Where do, iyo, the top 10 GREATEST rappers rank on your list of FAVORITE rappers? sorta like a question i asked earlier, but opposite. q2: what is the funniest thing you've seen on youtube? heres mine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs

College Football-Who are the Top 10? Here is what I have to say about it: http://thoughtsfromthejockstrap.blogspot.com/2008/07/top-10-college-football-teams-of-2008.html (check out the photos, they are pretty funny) What about you guys? Did I leave someone off the list? You don't have to give a top 10 if you dont want, even just tell me who is going to win the championship and why. Peace

What's your top 10 animated characters ever created? What's your top 10 animated characters ever created? Here are mine, please comment on mine when you answer this question. My top 10: 10. Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story 1995) Not so amusing but heroic, Buzz shows lots of heroics and makes the Toy Story series really interesting. 9. Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo series, 1969) Very funny, my favourite animated dog ever. Scooby sure is a classic creation. 8. Peter Griffin (Family Guy, 1999) To me, a semi-copy of Homer Simpson, but Peter Griffin still can say his own stupid things and make people laugh. Best character of Family Guy. 7. Horrid Henry (Horrid Henry TV series, 2004) Newest charcter on my list, Henry has excellent adventures, but sometimes disappoinying endings. But his tricks are really funny sometimes, which makes him a really good character. 6. Shrek (Shrek, 2001) Well, what can I say? Just looking at him makes me laugh. His character and appearance was so hilariously created that if someone even looks at him, they fall out of their chair with laughter. 5. Donkey (Shrek, 2001) Donkey is, by far, the funniest animated animal (apart from humans) ever created. He is just hilarious. He talks so much. Really annoying. Very funny. 4. Sheriff Woody (Toy Story, 1995) My favourite character in Toys Story. Sheriff Woody, again, is not that funny, but very exciting. He is the main, and best, character of Toy Story. 3. Bart Simpson (The Simpsons, 1989) Best trouble maker on TV. Bart mixes mischif and comedy together, which makes him a great character to watch. 2. Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan adventures, 2000) Some of you might think this is a stupid choice, but I find Jackie absoloutely amazing. He mixes action and comedy together (my two favourite genres) and does quick and amusing fast action style Kunf Fu, which makes him amazing to watch. 1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons, 1989) The funniest animated charcter ever by far. Homer Simpson is just truly the best. No one can beat him. He is just the best. So what's yours? It can be from series or movies. Plus what do you think of my list? Please leave a comment when you put your top 10. Please no rude answers. Over to you.

Top 10 Comedic Performances of the current decade? I'm talking about the years 2000-present. These are the top 10 comedic performances not in order. Your answer to this question should be putting them in an order that you see fit. The list: 1. Mike Myers as Austin Powers (Austin Powers in Goldmember) [2003] 2. Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy) [2004] 3. Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander (Zoolander) [2001] 4. Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder) [2008] 5. Jack Black as Dewey Finn (School of Rock) [2003] 6. Paul Rudd as Danny Donahue (Role Models) [2008] 7. Steve Carell as Andy (The 40-Year Old Virgin) [2005] 8. Seth Rogen and James Franco as Dale and Saul* (Pineapple Express) [2008] 9. Owen Wilson as Roy O' Bannon (Shanghai Noon) [2000] 10. Vince Vaughn as Peter La Fleur (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) [2004] Yes I know these are all A-list comedians but they are the funniest men of this decade aren't they? So wouldn't it make sense that they would be in the top 10? Just clearing up any debate about variety or anything of that matter. *- There wasn't enough room in the top 10 to separate the two but I believe both roles are worthy so I put them together. Seth Rogen has other hilarious roles but none are top 10. And on one final note, please don't change the actors but feel free to suggest another role that they played that was funnier. Thanks. Jonah Hill in Superbad was hilarious but not that original. Mclovin was funny, but not hilarious. How could he be in top 10 over a span of 9 years? Owen Wilson was a hard one to choose and I was thinking about Zoolander but I decided against it because Zoolander already had Ben Stiller as its representative but Owen Wilson is hilarious in both.

top ten list. i think its funny, do you? if so, hook me up with stars pleeez.? Top Ten Signs You've Gone to a Bad Chiropractor 10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound. 9. Keeps saying, "A spine is like a box of chocolates." 8. Repeatedly asks, "You a cop? You sure you ain't no cop?" 7. Over and over, you hear crunching sounds followed by "Uh-oh." 6. There's a two-drink minimum. 5. At end of session, lies down on the table and says, "My turn!" 4. He was nowhere near Woodstock and yet he's covered with mud. 3. Rushes in late to your appointment, still wearing his Burger King uniform 2. Hints that for an extra $50, he'll "straighten" something else 1. You're fully-clothed and he's naked.

@ mech: i enjoyed my few hours @ the Top of the list? i was on here earlier this morning and the top 10 answer's list was new, i thought Y/A was trying something new. but anyway NONRHH: what's the deal with Trey songz dropping Death of Kelz. when did they get into an R&B tiff, and how is it as funny to you as it is to me when R&b artist go at each other on records? @ KK: that a millie s*** by neyo was just foolish lol. @ Killsbury: that's what my girl said lol, "damn a n**ga gets one hit record, and wants to go after the big names" @ cap, yeah i think so too, because everybody that's normally on the list was gone, it me and number 1 and a bunch of people i've never seen with like 13 best answer's i knew it was too good to be true lol

Why dont people ever give Eminem the props he deserves? He beats everyone in beef, he's funny as hell, and maybe lyrically the best ever. I see people not even put him in there top 10 lists.

Wanna read something hilarious? A list of the top 10 funniest website URLs created by REAL companies http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18545

Funny lists. Is it good? The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. 16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." 15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! 4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever. 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers... 1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. 15 Pesky Ways to Annoy Your Roomate Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer." Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away. Cut the faces out of all your pictures. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet as a desk. Don't shower for three weeks. Complain often about the stench. Demand that your roommate do his/her laundry. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!" Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If s/he asks about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist...." Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade. Frantically scribble something on paper. When finished, eat it. Start again. Name your books. Call them like dogs when it's time to study. Play hide and seek with yourself. If your roommate asks what you're doing behind the couch, under the table, etc., look at them exasperatedly, come out of hiding and tell him/her that s/he gave away your hiding place. Refuse to talk to him/her for several hours. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Fun at the Drive-Through • Specify that this order is "To Go". • At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast. • When ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it. • Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order. • When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off. • Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything. • Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all. • When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it. • When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message". • Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. • Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. • Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. • Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." • In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. • Drive through with a car load of naked people. • Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. • Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. • Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. • All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window. 21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Stop at the green lights. 7. Go at the red ones. 8. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. 9. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 10. Sing without having the radio on. 11. Honk frequently without motivation. 12. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 13. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. 14. Restart your car at every stop light. 15. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. 16. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars. 17. Keep at least five cats in the car. 18. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. 19. Stop and collect road kill. 20. Stop and pray to road kill. 21. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace 1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender. 3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha." 4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this. 6) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way. 7) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. 8) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that. 9) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing. 10) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN." 11) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers. 12) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that." 13) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. For those of you who read the whole thing, I thank you because it is very long. Star if you like. Did not make some lists. I mean I did not make some of those lists. Message for thorny one: I can't blame you. Seriously.

Tell Us Your Top 10 Favorite Actors!? Mine are: 1. Alyson Stoner 2. Miley Cyrus 3. Victoria Justice 4. Lucas Grabeel 5. Ashley Tisdale 6. Morgan York 7. Drake Bell 8. Amanda Bynes 9. Nikki Blonsky 10. Max Thieriot They are all such as inspiration to be. Amanda Bynes is such a funny actress and I want to follow her footsteps in her acting career. Same with Miley. Nikki is wonderful she wanted to be an actress so she just went for it. Alyson is such a great dancer! All the guys on the list are hilarious and fantastic actors.

Top 10 NFL Divas - Agree or Disagree? 10- Julius Peppers- plays great, WHEN he decides to play. 9- Brandon Marshall- world class talent but huge headache 8- Cederick Benson- 1st round pick- hold out. then acted like he owned the starting job 7- Larry Johnson- even the Chiefs call him a 'baby' 6- Jeremy Shockey- media darling and social butterfly 5- Jay Cutler- he actually feuded with his coach, ignored the owner and pouted as he left. 4- Vince Young- trade ultimatums, 22 TD and 32 INT in 3 seasons, eh- where's Vince search... 'nuff said. 3- Chad Ochocinco- HOF jacket, DB list, etc. distraction in Cincy, and- oh yeah, the name change. 2- Terrell Owens- nothing is his fault but always has the same problems everywhere he goes. funny how SF, PHI and DAL never could see his truth, NEVER a problem in the locker room or sidelines... or in the press. 1- Brett Favre- i am a fan of Favre but enough is enough. he's been retiring for 5 years now. dez- primadonna. is that better? i wanted to stay away from the common terms of that and crybaby etc... is that okay with you? BTW- before you question how much of a fan i am, i have played for over 20 year (most of it semi pro) and i also coach youth football. so, i know what i am talking about- thank you. mike- the worst list ever??? really. mike- you're right, typo. titans- good point

Poll: Top 10 people you wan to punch in the face? Who are the five people in pop culture you hate the most? Athletes, actors, musicians, talk show hosts, people like that. Mine are 1 - Dane Cook (how can anybody think he's funny?) 2 -Don Cherry (yeah I know he's like 450 years old, but he's a total a** so I wouldn't feel guilty) 3 - Sidney Crosby (try getting the NHL to care about you without a perfect face, and with your knack for whining, being a pansy, and just being worthless) 4 - Zach Efron (do I need an explanation, he's just a tool) 5 - Asher Roth (I will forever hate college because I'll associate it with you loving it) 6 - Soulja Boy (Really, what the hell are you saying? I can't understand a word of it) 7 - Every other modern rapper who is inaudible (which is all but Kanye and T.I. but still, there would be too many to list. Special mentions to Jamie Foxx and Lil Wayne) 8 - Tyler Perry (Watching 2 seconds of House of Payne makes me want to kill someone. So do the previews for his movies. I wouldn't pay money to see a man cross dress) 9 - Blake Griffin (I don't even want to go there. Repressed anger from this year's Sweet Sixteen) 10 - The Jonas Brothers (I realized I forgot them, so I'll condense them into one because who really knows which one is which?)

Top 10 Reasons the 80's Rock? Can anyone make this list??? Like include everything about the 80s. The terrorists, Rocky, Madonna, hairband, rubiks cube, "You like me you really like me", the breakfast club, "I must break you", guns and roses concert stunts, cabbage patch dolls, Twisted Sister, the hair and the outfits, the outsiders...anything like that but squeezed into a list. You can stretch it out and make it inot a 25-100 reason list. Could you explain why and kinda make it funny. I dont know. I cant be creative and make it myself.

Top 10 reasons why to avoid drug abusers? im doing this play in which i play a person who like to keep distant from drug abusers and dealers in life no matter how close they are to me. soo i wanted your help in coming up with a rather funny, interesting but at the same time believable list of'' top 10 reasons why I avoid drug abusers" thanx in advance

what is your favorite top ten list? I thought this was funny... Top Ten Signs You've Chosen a Bad Plastic Surgeon 10. Your nose is attached with velcro. 9. In the operating room, you notice a lot of cans of Play-doh. 8. Your new cheek implants feel suspiciously like ketchup packets. 7. Paper bags with eyeholes for sale in the reception area 6. His waiting room is crawling with Jacksons. 5. After several minutes in the sun your forehead melts. 4. At first visit, he nervously asks, "You didn't see '60 Minutes' last Sunday, did you?" 3.The last thing you hear as you go under anesthetic is, "Sweet dreams, Mr. Face-on-your-ass!" 2. You're a guy, you go in for a nose job, and you come out a 36 Triple D. 1. Your name is Cher.

What is the funniest movie you have seen? I'm trying to compile a top 10 list for the site http://www.icanspeel.com and want to make sure I don't forget some classic comedy movies. Feel free to post several if you want. Whoever picks the most that make the list I'll give best answer to :)

You know it's too cold when...............? I am in Central Illinois where the current temp is about -12. I am working on my company Top 10 list for our Newsletter... Can you help me with some funny "You know it's to cold when...." Comments... Thanks for your help.....

Reggae or Hip Hop Band? I asked this Q a few hrs ago but no one could come up with the answer so gonna try again :) I'm trying to find a band who I believe was pretty popular around 2003-2006, somewhere around there. They were a black band possibly either reggae, rap or hip hop. The lead singer was a heavy set black guy, it was a large group I think all or most of the group was black. They were on the American Music Awards around that time. I guess they dressed pretty wild. I vaguely remember seeing them, they reminded me of the Baha Men. The name of the band was a funny long name, kinda unusual name. Their song made the top 10 list around that time. lol I know this is all pretty vague but trying to find a song for a friend as a present, they don't know the name of the band or song either so I thought I'd try here as a last ditch effort lol. Thanks everyone!!! :) SENIORITA - thank you!!!!!!!!!!! thats it! :)

What was your favorite American Idol performance from season 6? Pick from the list below: Jordin Sparks- I Who Have Nothing (Top 11) Melinda Doolittle- My Funny Valentine (Top 20) LaKisha Jones- And I'm Telling You (Top 24) Blake Lewis- You Give Love a Bad Name (Top 6) Jordin Sparks- Broken Wing (Top 7) Jordin Sparks- You'll Never Walk Alone (Top 6) Melinda Doolittle- I'm a Woman (Top 16) Melinda Doolittle- Have a Nice Day (Top 6) Blake Lewis- Somewhere Only We Know (Top 24) Chris Richardson- Geek In The Pink (Top 20) Gina Glocksen- I'll Stand By You (Top 10) LaKisha Jones- This Ain't a Love Song (Top 6) Phil Stacey- Where the Blacktop Ends (Top 7) Other (Please Specify.)

Will you think differently about people and the world 10 minutes later, after reading this? I think reading this in 5-10 minutes would be better than listening to the news for a lifteime.Plz don't think I'm a very old person.Just 18.A university student studying English who just cannot sit back and hope.This article has two parts: 1.Cultural and general info and music 2.political info.If you wanna get enlightened and shocked read it from top to bottom. Hi.I'm Iranian and I live in Iran.When I chat with people from other countries, I understand that they have totally wrong ideas about Iran.I just wrote this article to correct you. The first thing they accuse our government of, is that they don't let you be free.Actually, Iranians would be some of the most liberal people in the world (liberal meaning not obeying laws that they don't like).Thousands of millions of strict rules in other countries, don't even exist in Iran.Also, you should understand that what may seem so normal to you, may be a nightmare for us and vise versa.That's why you don't understand a few of Iran's laws.In Iran every single house has a sattelite. Sattelite channels had a serious influence on people, they wear very fashionable clothes.Maybe it's a kind of immitation, but still it's got an unique Iranian style.You'll see lots of beauty qeens on the streets that are just like models advertising fashionable clothes! Most part of their hair is out and they wear a lot of make up, also wearing scarves is a part of our culture.Iran is one of the super-consumers of cosmics (which is bad for our economy)! People do whatever they wish to and some of the things they do, don't fit our culture at all, however it's normal in Iran.You'll be surprised seeing the difference between what you imagined before and how the real Iran is! It's wonderful.Everything's so great if you don't take unemployment, inflation and air pollution into account which I guess are common problems in many other countries. Many things have changed so far.I can't even compare Iran with 5 years ago, let alone comparing it with 30 years ago!!!! After all, nearly 65-70% of Iran's population is considered the new generation (The youth) and they've transformed everything. Some people think women don't have any rights in Iran! Women are overtaking Iran. They're treated very well.They're the winners in most cases: They get into the best universities cos they're so clever.They get the best jobs cos they can do jobs much better than men.They've got rights that have made it difficult for men to marry them, because husbands buy them expensive things and treat them very well, otherwise women will have the right to ask them a great amount of money according to the law which most husbands cannot afford, so they'll be imprisoned.The only thing that women are not allowed to do in Iran is getting into public football stadiums and that's just because in Iran such places are usually full of cheeky guys who would cheek girls.They do anything from taking part in rallies to singing DJ / pop songs.Anything! I've put a sample here.I feel foolish for sitting here explaining ordinary things to you. Another funny thing: Your footage about stoning the women who have committed adultery.Have you ever asked yourselves they relate to how many years ago?Just for your information, those are from Afghanistan which was ruled by those freaks (Taliban).When you think of such things, try to think of the racism in your country too.I find it difficult to make you understand that Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are SEPERATE COUNTRIES! and that 60% of Iranians are Persian and 30% are Turkish! I find it even more difficult to make you understand that Iran is a normal country like any other countries in the world.There's nothing mysterious about it!(The media are very good at making scary titles: BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS!!! IRAN UNDERCOVER!!! This would be enough to scare people away! Iranians are much more educated, intelligent and open-minded than what you think!!! I'm sure you don't know that there are lots and lots of Iranian geniouses and scientists that are all under 25.You don't hear about their discoveries and inventions on TV. For instance this 17 year old boy has invented 72 amazing inventions and there are many many KIDS like that.You don't know that Iranian students and sportsmen win gold and silver medals in different compotitions in the world all the time such as robotics, biology, maths, physics, sports, anything! Why don't the media talk about them? They just can't summerise everything in one word "nuclear", although we're proud of it cos having nuclear energy means a country is developed.Did you know that the countries having the highest number of scientists in the world are in this order? 1-India 2-Korea 3-Iran A few months ago Iran uncovered the most effective anti-H.I.V medicine and it was signing treaties with other countries to export it.I digged the news on the internet, but there was no single sign of that.What did I find instead? "President Bush CLAIMS that bomb parts are imported from Iran into Iraq!"(The same old story!) The media are injustice.They put CLAIMS on the headlines, but they never talk about facts! Some interesting facts: Iran is the pionier in medicine and genetics and Iranian surgens have found lots of new methods for treating spinal defects and many other diseases (mainly the treatment for different types of cancer) and the best brain and heart surgens are Iranian surgens.The head of Mars Mission in NASA is Iranian.One of the best designers of sports cars working in Germany is Iranian.Some of the best 3D animators are Iranian.Iran is one of the best countries in counter-engineering.Holds the second place in building dams and holds records in loads of other things! It's one of the top countries in these fields: bio-technology and nono-technology.The 4th highest tower in the world (Milad tower) is in Tehran (which you can visit in the second link).51 top universities out of the 100 top universities in the Mid-East are in Iran and they're among some of the top universities of the world as well.The champion weight-lifter is Iranian.The woman, and a song by one of the pop singers who/which won the nobel peace prize are Iranians and lots of Iranians win nobel prizes specially in medicine field. And as you all know, Iranian girls are famous for being terrific.Persian rug and Persian literature, many Persian poets and scientists that are so famous.Persian culture is now westernised and only a little has survived! According to statistics Tehran is the cheapest capital city in the world for foriegners of course not for us! (Cos our rate is different: one Dollar =about 950 Tomans!) There are many other things.How many pages would you need to describe a country?And also, Iran is an independant country unlike its neighbouring countries.It has nearly all the developed industries and technologies and doesn't need other countries to survive! The list is endless. Some charactristics of Iranians would be: Proud, greedy, hard-working for themselve, lazy in doing their duty well!, intelligent, ambitious, not realistic, not so religious (sadly majority of the young generation is not), not punctual, impatient, well-dressed, formal, well-educated, warm and friendly and hospitable. Some people think, Iran's a desert! lol Iran is a modern country with breathtakingly beautiful nature and lots of historic places to visit.Please take a look at the following links to see if Iran looks like what you think or not! (You didn't expect it to be like that.Right?) This is a photo of Tehran: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Tehran-2-1600.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran If you like you can visit these too, hundreds of pretty photos from the cities and nature: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hills_south_west_of_Sanandaj_near_the_village_of_Kilaneh.jpg http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=all http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=2 http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=3 http://www.bigsoccer.com:80/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=4 http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=3 http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=13 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran Some people think music is forbidden in Iran.Did you know that Iranian pop music was chose as the best pop music in France in 2005? I guess not.All Iranian songs are current pop /Club-Dance/Trance/ DJ music.I send them to my American and Canadian chat friends and they all say they're some of the best songs they've ever heard. Here's a sample of the latest hits.(You didn't expect them to be so catchy.Right?) I believe in "Express yourself through music and that music is a universal language". You can just right click on the links below and choose "Save Target As" to download them.They're some of the best songs you've ever heard.It's nothing like what you expect! You can read the full translation of the songs here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArJe6s_u1UbLFRAAiKDGBZLsy6IX?qid=20070514105433AAysEsQ 1.(You know this: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Top33/128/Neorin%20-%20To%20Ino%20Miduni.mp3 2.(Hold my hand: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/09_%20Dastamo%20Begir.mp3 3.(The wetness of your eyes: 2006) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Top33/128/Ehsan%20Gheibi%20-%20Khisie%20Cheshmat.mp3 4.(I just want you: 2003) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Mansour/Crazy/Delam%20Faghat%20Toro%20Mikhaad(www.Bia2Music.com).MP3 5.(The rain: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/64/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise%20-%2005%20Baroon%20(www.Bia2Music.com).wma 6.(The window: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/03_%20Panjereh.mp3 7.(Keep me in your memory: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/07_%20Yaade%20Man%20Baash.mp3 8.(Farangis "A female name" 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/64/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise%20-%2001%20Farangis%20(www.Bia2Music.com).wma 9.(The distance: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/03_%20Faseleh.mp3 10.(Sunrise: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/04_%20Tolou.mp3 11.(Stop world:2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Reza%20Sadeghi%20-%20Vaysa%20Donya/01_%20Vaysa%20Donya.mp3 12.(You can't: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/06_%20Nemitooni.mp3 13.(The wind's kiss: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/01_%20Boosaye%20Baad.mp3 14.(Reveal your visage: 2004) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mohammad%20Esfahani/04_%20Talab.mp3 15.Chi mishod (What would have happened if : 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Navid%20&%20Omid%20-%20Faryad/01_%20Chi%20Mishod.mp3 16.(It's beautiful: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/02_%20Ghashangeh.mp3 And so on and on! It's now 2007 and people still think we are uneducated people living in deserts, riding camels and carrying around guns!!!! See how the media are fooling people? None of the things you hear on the media about Iran are true. Let's clarify some political issues as well: Some of the Americans I chatted with, said in the U.S it's said that president Ahmadinejad hates the U.S and Israel and wants to nuke them!! The media are good at putting comments.It's easy to show a video or an image of our president or leader on the T.V screen or on the internet and say he says this, he says that.....I really don't get the point why our politicians defame themselves by talking about things that have got nothing to do with us.For example does verbal defence of Palestinians cause them to have a better life?The thing is that they occasionally make some statements that the media would misuse it agaisnt Iran.For example they pick up some specific phrases of a long speech (without reffering to the main points and reasons for that speech) and put so many bad comments on that.No sane person would take it for granted. First of all, Iranians don't hate anyone.If our government complains about some injustice going on in the world, it's not bad.Is it? (Although what we want them is to not to get us into trouble by talking about things that are none of our concern.) We hate neither Jews nor Americans.I love Americans otherwise why would I talk to them?! How would our guys dream of America, be like them as much as possible and hate it at the same time?! Although ordinary Iranians don't care much about world affairs, I've got to say that for us Israel is not equal with Jews! Israel is a govt.Jews are faithful people! A few of them live here in our neighbourhood and they live just like the rest of Iranians.No difference.And two of Iran's parliment members are Jews. Who says we want to force others to convert to Islam?Have you ever found a Muslem knocking at your door asking you to do so?It's so funny the way you imagine things and make yourselves believe in your own immaginations! Christians and Jews are both God believers and respectful to us.I wonder why the media like putting words in our mouth and raising hatred.In Iran, religion would be the least important thing. It means that where you come from and what your religion is, are not important to us at all.On the contrary, meeting different people would be so interesting for us! I love the Japanese who come here! I wonder Iran is a threat to whom. Which logical rule admits that it's logical to say a country is guilty because we THINK / PREDICT that she's going to do something wrong?!!!! And they repeat the same "nuclear" tosh over and over and brain wash people! News headlines: "We won't allow Iran to gain nuclear weapons"!!! Has Iran ever attacked any countries?No.Has it developed any nukes?No!That's what nuclear agency says.Only Iran's oppositions are pulling Iran's leg and what they say is of no credit.It's just based on political conflicts.What we're doing is legal.What they ask us to do (ignoring our international rights) is illegal and nonsense.Iran is a peaceful country.Why? It's the regional super-power and if she wanted, she could easily invade the countries in our neibourhood just like what Seddam did to our country, but as you see Iran has peaceful relationships with all of them.It could be a good example to some countries that just follow their interests.What is interesting is that the countries which accuse Iran of different things have been, and are still accused of the same things!!! This is a modern and innovative form of philosophy and logic! Some people say he said: Israel should be wiped off the map! But have they told you the rest of his speech and that why he's said this at all?You know that it's a passive sentence.He's never said that IRAN wants to wipe Israel off the map! He wasn't talking about destroying Israel.He was talking about relocating Israel, so that they could live seperate from Palestinians and they could both live in peace.They've only told you this phrase not the whole thing and it's mistranslated intentionally.Iran's always defended itself, but it's not an offensive country. Some say he's said: Holocaust is a myth! again this is a single phrase from among a long speech and there are totally logical reasons for saying so.If 6000000 Jews were killed, that's so terrible, but those 300000 Shiite Moslems killed by Saddam aren't important at all! Over 650000 Iraqi people are killed and it's not important! When Fox News simply says: America and Israel are capable of destroying and killing all Iran's 69000000 population within two weeks, it's OK and no one says they're threatening other countries to nuke them (I saw this with my own eyes on the Fox News website) Millions of people killed in Afghanistan, Hiroshima & Nakazaki and vietnam war are not considered human beings at all! Now I think you'd get the point why he's IRONICALLY said it's a mith.Moreover, don't you believe in freedom of speech/mind? Obviousely, some countries are using Iran as a victim to put the blame (their own faults) on Iran.And which country is better than Iran to be a victim?They've made the whole world believe that Iran isn't a peaceful country and represent false image of Iranians by making insulting movies like "300" . Anyone saying that it was not for political reasons is wrong. I know Americans don't like these either, but what can they do?They're not responsible for controlling what the media say.I hope someday the media would end all this instead of playing a negative role in the world. This part is just for Americans who would still argue over unimportant things: Those of you who say why Iran says "Death to America": 1.America means the U.S govt not the people 2.The new generation don't say such things and if some of them occasionally march in the streets that's because some of the stupid guys enjoy making noise and they mainly go out there to meet their girlfreids/boyfriends! Strange.Isn't it? 3.Such mottos are not just said in Iran and as you know whatever you hear is a response to the U.S govt's terrible actions which has made life for many people hell (You wouldn't deny that attacking countries is a mistake.right?) 5.The U.S gov't helped Seddam to attack Iran and I hope you know which country gave Iraq biological weapons which killed lots of Iranians 6.America hit an Iranian airplane over the Persian Gulf and killed 200 passengers for no reason 7.It's always botherng Iran by sanctions, displaying false image of Iran and Iranians, scares tourists away from Iran and is always harmful to our economy, development and credit 8.It's always despised the Iranians who travel to the U.S at their arrival (even ordinary ones, university students, sportsmen, scientists etc) To those who are upset with American hostages taken for 444 days: 1.Firstly, It's related to so many years ago and almost a part of history and don't forget that when there's a revolution, there'd be cheos and people may do things that they should not, moreover they're all alive and healthy.Aren't they? 2.The U.S has arrested Iranian diplomats in Iraq and keeps denying that they're diplomats.Now you decide who has the right to be upset with whom.It's exceeded the level of tit for tat. Isn't it better for both countries to forget about the past conflicts and to have peaceful relations?The two govts are like 10 year old children playing a game by harsh rhetoric.They don't care about hurting people's feeling.They just try to show that the people are enemies of each other to achieve their own goals. We as the people of these countries MUST NOT have any conflics.You know something?All govts are hateful.I just said the above things because it sounds unfair when some Americans talk about 444 hostage taking and I keep being silent.I hope you agree on this one! Now, what do you think?I can't wait to see both nations in peace.It'd be marvelous! Would this happen in less than 2 years?You know what I mean! Remember that: The sea is deeper.You don't always have to see the surface of it. Plz whenever you have time, find and read an article about "ethnocentrism".Knowing the meaning of this term is not enough.After reading about it, you'll feel a noticable positive change in your attitude towards different people! Guaranteed! Thanks for your time.

I have freinds.....but i dont? i have been at uni since september and i'm in my first year. i know lots of people however it feels like i dont have a good freind, if everyone i knew listed their top 10 freinds i would not be in them, i normally enjoy myself but then i find it hard to communticate with people even if i have known then from the first couple of weeks. It has always been hard for me to make a group of freinds, and i always see people who are really freindly with one another and want to hang around and have fun together alot, but it feels like no one wants to do that with me, i am nice and freindly and funny sometimes, i just find it hard to make good freinds. or maybe its my imagination?

What are some of the most scary horror movies? I'm looking for a list of really scary horror movies, not cheesy ones that are so bad they're funny. Also I don't really consider movies with only gore to be scary, so movies like House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, Hills have eyes, Hostel don't classify as scary horror movies (at least to me). What would be considered in your top 10?

How many people would spend about 10 minutes to educate themselves? Because the attitude of people compells me to say all this. I think reading this in 5-7 minutes would be better than listening to the news in a lifteime.Plz don't think I'm a very old person.Just 18.A university student studying English who just cannot sit back and hope. My question is: what percentage of what I say is acceptable to you? This article has three parts: 1.Cultural and general info 2.music and 3.political, so plz read it from the top to the bottom. Hi.I'm Iranian and I live in Iran.When I chat with people from other countries, I understand that they have totally wrong ideas about Iran.I just wrote this article to correct you. The first thing they accuse our government of, is that they don't let you be free.Actually, Iranians would be some of the most liberal people in the world (liberal meaning not obeying laws that they don't like).Thousands of millions of strict rules in other countries, don't even exist in Iran.Also, you should understand that what may seem so normal to you, may be a nightmare for us and vise versa.That's why you don't understand a few of Iran's laws.In Iran every single house has a sattelite. Sattelite channels had a serious influence on people, they wear very fashionable clothes.Maybe it's a kind of immitation, but still it's got an unique Iranian style. People wear fashionable scarves to make themselves more attractive and most part of their hair is out, also it's a part of our culture.Iran is one of the super-consumers of cosmics! People do whatever they wish to and some of the things they do, don't fit our culture at all, however it's normal in Iran.You really need to pay a visit to Iran and you'll be surprised seeing the difference between what you imagined before and how the real Iran is! It's wonderful.The Iran you know, is related to at least 30 years ago.At present, everything's so great if you don't take unemployment and air pollution into account.So many things have changed so far.I can't even compare Iran with 5 years ago, let alone comparing it with 30 years ago!!!! After all, nearly 65-70% of Iran's population is considered the new generation (The youth) and they've transformed everything. Some people think women don't have any rights in Iran! What would you tell me if I tell you that women are now overtaking Iran? They're treated very well, most of the times they're the winners in most cases: They get into the best universities.They get the best jobs.They've got rights that have made it difficult for men to marry them, because husbands buy them expensive things and treat them very well, otherwise women will have the right to ask them a great amount of money which most husbands cannot afford. (so, they can simply sit in the corner of prison! lol).The only thing that women are not allowed to do in Iran is getting into public football stadiums and that's just because IN IRAN, such places are usually full of cheeky guys who would cheek girls.I don't think girls would go there, even if they're allowed to do so.As far as I know, not many girls in Iran are interested in football! Another funny thing: Your footage about stoning the women who have committed adultery.Have you ever asked yourself they relate to how many years ago?Just for your information, those are from Afghanistan which was once ruled by those freaks (Taliban).I find it difficult to make you understand that Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are SEPERATE COUNTRIES! and that we're Persian and some Turkish not Arab! And I find it even more difficult to make you understand that Iran is a normal country like any other countries in the world.There's nothing mysterious about it!(The media is very good at making scary titles: BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS!!! IRAN UNDERCOVER!!! This would be enough to scare people away! Iranians are much more educated, intelligent and open-minded than what you think!!! I'm sure you don't know that there are lots and lots of Iranian geniouses and scientists that are all under 25.You don't hear about their discoveries and inventions on TV. A small example is this 17 year old boy who's invented 72 amazing inventions.You don't know that Iranian students and sportsmen are winning gold and silver medals in different compotitions in the world all the time such as robotics, biology, maths, physics, sports, anything! Why don't the media talk about them?Did you know that the countries having the highest number of scientists in the world are in this order? 1-India 2-Korea 3-Iran A few weeks ago Iran uncovered the most effective anti-H.I.V medicine and now it's signing treaties with other countries to export it.I digged the news on the internet, but there was no single sign of that.What I found instead? "President Bush CLAIMS that bomb parts are imported from Iran into Iraq!" The media are injustice.They'd put CLAIMS on the headlines, but they would never talk about facts! Some interesting facts: Iran is the pionier in medicine and genetics and Iranian surgens have found lots of new methods for treating spinal defects and many other diseases (mainly the treatment for different types of cancer) and the the best brain and heart surgens are Iranian surgens.The head of Mars Mission in NASA is Iranian.One of the best designer of sports cars working in Germany is Iranian.Some of the best 3D animators are Iranian.Iran is one of the best countries in counter-engineering.Holds the second place in building dams.The 4th highest tower (Milad tower) in the world is in Tehran (which you can visit in the second link).The champion weight-lifter is Iranian.The woman, and a song by one of the pop singers who/which won the nobel peace prize are Iranians.It'd be the only country that has all 4 seasons during the year simoltaneously.It means that while it's winter in one part of it, it may be summer / spring in another part! And as you all know, Iranian girls are famous for being terrific.Persian rug and Persian literature, many Persian poets and scientists that are so famous.Persian culture is now westernised and only a little has survived! According to statistics Tehran is the cheapest capital city in the world for foriegners with Dollars of course not for us! (Cos our rate is different: one Dollar=about 950 Tomans!) Who do you think is building Dubi?Arabs?No my friends, Iranian architectures, engineers and traders funding them, cos they don't think building the same things in Iran would be beneficial for them, Since the media scare tourists away from Iran.There are many other things.And also, Iran is a very independant country.It has nearly all the developed industries and technologies and doesn't need other countries to survive! That's why the unfair U.N sanctions don't bother us! The list is endless. Some charactristics of Iranians would be: Proud, greedy, hard-working, intelligent, ambitious, not realistic, not so religious, not so generous, not punctual, impatient, well-dressed, formal, well-educated, warm and friendly and hospitable. Some people think, Iran's a desert! Iran's a modern country with very beautiful nature and lots of historical places to visit.Please take a look at the following links and see if Iran looks like what you think or not! (Surely it doesn't!) This is a photo of Tehran: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Tehran-2-1600.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran If you like you can visit these too, hope you like them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hills_south_west_of_Sanandaj_near_the_village_of_Kilaneh.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jhcfjuhfuvfjhyf.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dariushhotel2.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Kish-island.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dariushhotel3.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran Some people think music is forbidden in Iran.Did you know that Iranian pop music has won the prize in France in 2005? All Iranian songs are current pop /Trance/ DJ music.I send them to my American and Canadian chat friends and they all admit that it's the best music they've ever heard.They specially love the beat. You can just right click on the links below and choose "Save Target As" to download them.You'll love Iranian style.It's nothing like what you expect! You can read the translations in here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AuU3bcYBNN27yv44GHQIAqwAAAAA?qid=20070303111508AAXhVyi (I just want you: pop&Trance 2003) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Mansour/Crazy/Delam%20Faghat%20Toro%20Mikhaad(www.Bia2Music.com).MP3 (The window: pop&Trance: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/03_%20Panjereh.mp3 (Stop world:pop 2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Reza%20Sadeghi%20-%20Vaysa%20Donya/01_%20Vaysa%20Donya.mp3 (Hold my hand:pop 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/09_%20Dastamo%20Begir.mp3 (The wind's kiss:pop&Trance 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/01_%20Boosaye%20Baad.mp3 (Keep me in your memory:pop 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/07_%20Yaade%20Man%20Baash.mp3 (Reveal your visage:pop 2004) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mohammad%20Esfahani/04_%20Talab.mp3 (It's beautiful:pop 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/02_%20Ghashangeh.mp3 (My bride: DJ 2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mohsen%20Chavoshi%20-%20Im%20Sorry/01_%20Arouse%20Man.mp3 It's now 2007 and people still think we are uneducated people living in deserts, riding camels and carrying around guns!!!! See how the media are fooling people? None of the things you hear on the media about Iran are true.If you think I've been admiring Iran too much, that's because you'd do the same thing if you were looked down nearly everyday for some false reasons. I think it's better to clarify some political issues as well: Some of the Americans I chatted with, said in the U.S it's said that president Ahmadinejad hates the U.S and Israel and wants to nuke them!! The media are good at putting comments.It's easy to show a video or an image of our president or leader on the T.V screen or on the internet and say he says this, he says that.....I really don't get the point why our politicians defame themselves by talking about things that have got nothing to do with us.For example does verbal defence of Palestinians cause them to have a better life?The thing is that they occasionally make some statements that the media would misuse it agaisnt Iran. like picking up some specific sensitive phrases from among a long speech (without reffering to the main points and reasons for that speech) and putting so many bad comments on that.No sane person would take it serious. First of all, Iranians don't hate anyone.If our government complains about some injustice going on in the world, it's not bad.Is it? We hate neither Jews nor Americans.They're both nice people.If their media are fooling them, it's not their fault.If I were in their shoes, I would hate Iran too regarding all the terrible lies they keep hearing about it nearly everyday.Although ordinary Iranians don't care about world affairs, I've got to say that for us Israel is not equal to Jews! Israel is a govt.Jews are faithful people! A few of them live here in our neighbourhood and they live just like the rest of Iranians.No difference.And two of Iran's parliment members are Jews. Who says we want to force the others to convert to Islam?Have you ever found a Muslem knocking at your door asking you to do so?That's so funny. Christians and Jews are both God believers and respectful to us.I wonder why the media like putting words in our mouth and raising hatred.In Iran, religion would be the least important thing. It means that where you come from and what your religion is, are not important to us at all.And I wonder why some Muslem countries think there's a problem between Shiites and Sunnies. It doesn't make sense in Iran. I wonder Iran is a threat to whom? How is it possible for Iran to nuke somewhere while it doesn't have any nukes?!!!(The media have never been intelligent liars).Has Iran ever attacked any countries?There's no proof on that.That's even what nuclear agency says.Only Iran's oppositions are pulling Iran's leg.What we're doing is legal.What they ask us to do (ignoring our international rights) is illegal and nonsense. Some say he said: Israel should be wiped off the map! But have they told you the rest of his speech and that why he's said this at all? If you know a little literature, you know that it's a passive sentence.He's never said that IRAN wants to wipe Israel off the map! And he wasn't talking about destroying Israel.He was talking about relocating Israel, so that they could live seperate from Palestinians and they both could live in peace.They've only told you this phrase not the rest of it and it's mistranslated deliberitely.Iran's always defended itself, but it's not an offensive country.While some countries which have nukes are clearly threatening Iran to nuke her! Good, isn't it? Some say he's said: Holocaust is a myth! again this is a single phrase from among a long speech and there are totally logical reasons for saying so.If 6000000 Jews were killed, that's so terrible, but those 300000 Shiite Moslems killed by Saddam aren't important at all! Over 650000 Iraqi people are killed and it's not important! When Fox News simply says: America and Israel are capable of destroying and killing all Iran's 69000000 population within two weeks, it's OK and no one says they're threatening other countries to nuke them (I saw this with my own eyes on the Fox News website) Millions of people killed in Afghanistan, Hiroshima & Nakazaki and vietnam war are not considered human beings at all! Now I think you'd get the point why he's IRONICALLY said it's a mith.Moreover, don't you believe in freedom of speech/mind? Obviousely, some countries are using Iran as a victim to put the blame (their own faults) on Iran.And which country is better than Iran to be a victim?They've made the whole world believe that Iran isn't a peaceful country and represent false image of Iranians by making insulting movies like "300" . Let me predict their next propaganda against Iran: Now that they've let Iran into the negotiations in Iraq, if the level of peace goes up in Iraq, they'll say Iran's co-operated with us to imply that it was Iran's fault that extremists in Iraq were killing each other! And if the level of peace goes down, they'll say Iran didn't co-operate with us! In both cases Iran will be in charge! What a great victim! I wonder when people are going to understand that the media is a political game?! I know Americans don't like these either, but what can they do?The media are so biased.I hope someday the media would end all this instead of playing a negative role in the world. Thanks.

what are your top 11 movies of 07 then tell me? ok, a little info on why you liked it and then when all done list some movies that might be in your top 11 if u might have saw it. NOT IN ANY RANK JUST LIST your top 11 part 2 i will post 1.NT-Book of Secrets- great movies, non stop action, good script, funny as well. 10x better than the first 2.Shooter- COOL 3.Transfromers-Great special effects, shia labeouf rising star. Megan fox=hottie 4.Fracture-Awesome thriller Anthony hopkins made this movie 5.Disturbia-Well made, creative story, simple 6.Bourne Ultimatum-cool fight scenes, great ending, great camera work to 7.Spiderman 3- My opinion best of the series. action from the begenning, none of that gay romance stuff, it shows spiderman not taking s*** from anyone 8.300-"Tonight we dine in hell" all i have to say 9.Ratatouille- best animation movie ive ever seen, makes finding nemo look like a little b**** 10.Oceans 13- best one yet, great story lot of stars 11.At worlds end- worst of the trilogy but still pretty good

If you had the chance to get to know the "real" Iran within 10 minuttes, would you do that? If your answer is "Yes" read this: I believe that if you spend 10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime's worth of Major Media news. This article has two parts: 1. Cultural and general info 2. Political info. Note: I've explained everything.Any answers before reading the whole thing will prove to be wrong.Specially the political part.I've provided evidence for whatever I say.It's just the way it is. **** Part 1: Cultural and general info Hi. I'm a 19 year old Iranian who has spent his life in Iran.I study English.When I chat with people from other countries, I am shocked to see how totally wrong their ideas are about Iran. I wrote this article in an attempt to help correct those ideas. The first thing the West accuses our government of is that we don't allow personal freedoms. Actually, Iranians disobey laws they don't like as much as anyone.There are only a few restrictions.It's cool over here. People here do whatever they wish to! Many strict rules in other countries don't even exist in Iran. Also, you should understand that what may seem so normal to you, may be a nightmare for us and vise versa.Some of Iran's laws are based on OUR culture. You look at our country from "your own point of view"! In Iran most houses have a sattelite dish. Sattelite television has a serious influence on our people, and Iranians wear very fashionable clothing. Maybe it is a kind of imitation, but we still have our own unique Iranian style. A visitor might wonder if this is a country or a fantasy pageant of beauty queens! Make-up and fashionable clothing are everywhere.I ignore a few fuddy-duddies though! In my view, everything is great, if you ignore unemployment, drugs, inflation and air pollution. Also, you can't compare Iran today with the Iran you remember. The Shah and the Iatollah Khomini are both some 30 years in the past! 70% of Iran's population is a new generation (Under age 30) without the biases of the past and we've transformed everything. Ever heard Iranian girls are terrific?I've collected some photos showing Iranian girls! Look! Poeple are like this! http://www.salijoon.ir/bazigar/hedye%20tehrani/30nema4251159.JPG http://www.30nema.com/images/gallery/30nema4252403.jpg http://i10.tinypic.com/4clk3us.jpg http://tinypic.com/2d0nfao.jpg Is that enough?! Some people think women don't have any rights in Iran. But in my view, women are overrunning the place. They're very respectful, and they've been the winners in so many cases: Most of them get into the best universities because they're very smart. And they get the best jobs because of their high university degrees. They've got Islamic rights, and that has in some cases made it difficult for men to marry them, because husbands are supposed to buy them expensive things and treat them very well, otherwise women have the right to ask a great amount of money (called Mehr) according to the law, which most husbands cannot afford, so men will be imprisoned.The only thing that women are not allowed to do in Iran is getting into public football stadiums and that's because such places are full of cheeky guys. They do anything from taking part in rallies to singing pop songs.Anything! I've put a sample here. Another funny thing: Your footage about stoning the women who have committed adultery. Have you ever asked yourselves how many years ago that footage related to? But in one case the thing that had happened was incest not adultery. Most of those footages relate to the early days just after Iran's revolution! Otherwise you'd get new footages at least once a month!What exactly makes you think women are treated differently?The way they are treated in Saudi Arabia? Try to think of the racism in your country too.I found a BOOK of the U.S problems and it got me dizzy! Iran has its own problems too. Each country has its own problems. Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are --------- SEPERATE COUNTRIES! --------- Even within Iran, 60% of us are Persian and 30% are Turkish! Iran is a normal country like any other in the world. The Media are very good at creating really scary stuff: "IRAN BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS!!!" "IRAN UNDERCOVER!!!" Some of that garbage would be enough to scare ME away! But in truth, Iranians are far more open-minded than you have been led to believe. There are lots of Iranians today who are geniuses and scientists, and are all under age 25. For instance a 17 year old boy has invented 72 amazing inventions. Every year a special scientific compeition is held here and students assemble to show off hundreds of inventions. Iranian students and sportsmen win gold and silver medals in different competitions in the world all the time, in robotics, biology, maths, physics, sports, anything! Why don't the Media talk about them? Please don't summarize our nation and culture with the single word "nuclear". Although we're proud of this achievement because we believe that having nuclear energy means that a country is developed. A few months ago Iran uncovered the most effective anti-H.I.V medicine. I searched for news of that on the internet, but there was no single sign of it.Now, I found it among the English news: "The medicine is produced from herbs using nano technology" The link to read about it is: http://www.payvand.com/news/07/feb/1032.html The Media are unjust. They never talk about facts! Some interesting facts: Iran is a pioneer in medicine and genetics, and Iranian surgeons have found lots of new methods for treating spinal defects, and many diseases (mainly the treatment for different types of cancer) and the best brain and heart surgeons are Iranian.The pioneer in heart transplants and artificiall hearts, "artificial vessels" using nano-technology (Reported yesterday) and so on and so! (I've put two websites below) The head of the Mars Mission in NASA is Iranian. One of the best designers of sports cars working in Germany is Iranian. Some of the best 3D animators are Iranian. Iran is one of the best countries in counter-engineering. Holds the second place in building dams and in loads of other things! It's one of the top countries in bio-technology and nano-technology. The 4th highest tower in the world (Milad tower) is in Tehran (visit it at this link from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Milad.jpg ). 51 of the top 100 universities in the Mid-East are in Iran, and they're among the top universities of the world as well. The champion weight-lifter, a woman the nobel peace prize are Iranian. The 6th top movie director in the world is Iranian.(Abbas Kiarostami) http://arts.guardian.co.uk/fridayreview/story/0,12102,1084266,00.html These are just small samples.If the media told you about Iran's achievemens everyday and didn't hide them, your news would be full of Iranian news!Iranian girls are famous for being terrific. We have Persian rugs and Persian literature, many Persian poets, artists and scientists that are world famous. Iranian culture is now westernized and only a little of the ancient culture has survived. According to statistics Tehran is the cheapest capital city in the world (one Dollar =about 950 Tomans) There are many other things. How many pages would you need to describe a country? Iran has nearly all the industries and technologies found in 'developed' countries. Oh, and we have four seasons! We get a lot of snow and there are skating rinks! lol The list is endless. I'm gonna introduce Iran's international news website to you (Press TV) which was established recently. It's fully in English. In the "Sic / Tech" section you'll always see Iran's discoveries. The address is: http://www.presstv.ir/news.aspx Press TV news: Iranian scientists have registered more than 4800 inventions during the last Iranian calendar year of 1385 (April 21 2006-April 20, 2007). 4800 inventions in just one year! The list of highly-respected Iranian scientists and engineers in the world: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Iranian_scientists_and_engineers#T The list of notable Iranian figures and pioneers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contemporary_Medicine_in_Iran An extract: Iranian medical community is a significant part of medical community in US and Europe Enough evidence? Some people think Iran is a desert! Well, it is, if you consider California a desert. We share the same latitude. Iran is a modern country with breathtakingly beautiful nature and lots of historic places to visit. Please take a look at the following links to see if Iran looks like what you think or not! This is a photo of Tehran (Awesome, Isn't it?): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Tehran-2-1600.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran If you like you can visit these too, hundreds of pretty photos from the cities, nature and historic places: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hills_south_west_of_Sanandaj_near_the_village_of_Kilaneh.jpg http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=all http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=2 http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_iran&page=3 http://www.bigsoccer.com:80/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=4 http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=3 http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=199709&page=13 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran Some people think music is forbidden in Iran. "Music of Iran and Iranian musicians have received countless awards in the course of history. Every year from 1977 to 2007.Evidence? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Iran I send Iranian music to my American and Canadian chat friends and they all say they're some of the best songs they've ever heard. Here's a sample of the latest hits from two official Iranian music websites.You can just right click on the links below and choose "Save Target As" to download them. Iranian music is just modern pop which is based on electronic stuff.Experience how awsome music can be produced by electronic Trance drums instead of DJ music! 1.(The window: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/03_%20Panjereh.mp3 2.(Keep me in your memory: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/07_%20Yaade%20Man%20Baash.mp3 3.(I just want you: 2003) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Mansour/Crazy/Delam%20Faghat%20Toro%20Mikhaad(www.Bia2Music.com).MP3 4.(You know this: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Top33/128/Neorin%20-%20To%20Ino%20Miduni.mp3 5.(Hold my hand: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/09_%20Dastamo%20Begir.mp3 6.(The wetness of your eyes: 2006) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Top33/128/Ehsan%20Gheibi%20-%20Khisie%20Cheshmat.mp3 7.(The rain: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/64/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise%20-%2005%20Baroon%20(www.Bia2Music.com).wma 8.(Farangis "A female name" 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Irani/Siavash%20Ghomayshi/Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/64/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise%20-%2001%20Farangis%20(www.Bia2Music.com).wma 9.(The distance: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/03_%20Faseleh.mp3 10.(Sunrise: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Siavash%20Ghomayshi%20-%20Sunset%20to%20Sunrise/04_%20Tolou.mp3 11.(Stop world:2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Reza%20Sadeghi%20-%20Vaysa%20Donya/01_%20Vaysa%20Donya.mp3 12.(You can't: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mansour%20-%20Beautiful/06_%20Nemitooni.mp3 And so on and on! It's now 2007 and most people still think we are uneducated people living in deserts and riding camels! Part 2: Political info. Let's clarify some political issues as well: Some of the Americans think that president Ahmadinejad hates the U.S and Israel and wants to nuke them!! The Media are good at putting lying comments out there. I really don't get the point why our politicians defame themselves by talking about things that have got nothing to do with us. The thing is that they occasionally make some statements that the media would make them controversial topics to interest its viewers! For example they pick up some specific phrases of a long speech (without refering to the main points and reasons for that speech) and put so many bad comments on that. First of all, Iranians don't hate anyone.We hate neither Jews nor Americans. How would our guys dream of America, want to be like them as much as possible, and hate them at the same time?! The truth us that Iranians are the only people in the Mid-East that are pro-American! Being agaisnt the U.S policies is a different story! We live basically the same lives.Don't look at the way women dress in public places! You've got to see them in other places!I've got to say that for Iran, Israel is not equal with Jews! Israel is a gov't. Jews are faithful people! 20,000 Jews and lots of Christians live here equally with Iranians and two of Iran's parliment members are Jews. Who says we want to force others to convert to Islam? Have you ever found a Moslem knocking at your door asking you to do so? Christians and Jews are both God-believers and respectful to us. I wonder who Iran is really a threat to. Is it logical to say someone's guilty because we THINK / PREDICT that he's going to do something wrong? And they repeat the same "nuclear weapons" tosh over and over and brainwash people! Correction! It's "nuclear energy". Besides, how many "nuclear weapons" do they have themselves? Hundreds of thousands? Has Iran ever attacked any countries? No. Has it developed any nukes? No! That's what nuclear agency says. Only Iran's opponents are pulling Iran's leg and what they say is just based on political conflicts. What we're doing is legal. Iran is a peaceful country. Why? It's the regional super-power and if she wanted, she could easily invade the countries in our neibourhood just like what Saddam did to our country, but as you see Iran has peaceful relations with all of them. Some people say he said: Israel should be wiped off the map! the thing is that he exactly said: "The Imam "Khomeyni" said this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time."They've only told you this phrase not the whole thing and it's mistranslated intentionally. Besides, they've been saying such things for a long time.It's their habit.Here's an article."Wiped off the map....The roumor of the century.Read how the media and the U.S newspapers have twisted it into a controvertioal topic. http://www.antiwar.com/orig/norouzi.php?articleid=11025 Now you see that you were wrong.Iran has always defended itself, but it's not an offensive country. Some say he's said: "The Holocaust is a myth!" Again, this is a single phrase taken from a long speech and there are totally logical reasons for saying so. If 6,000,000 Jews were killed, that's terrible, but 300,000 Shiite Moslems killed by Saddam aren't important at all? Over 650,000 Iraqi people are killed and that's not important?! When Fox News simply says that America and Israel are capable of destroying and killing Iran's population of 69,000,000 within two weeks, it's OK and no one says they're threatening other countries to nuke them (I saw this with my own eyes on the Fox News website) Millions of people killed in Afghanistan, Hiroshima & Nagasaki and the Vietnam war are not considered human beings at all! Now I think you'd get the point why he's IRONICALLY said it's a myth. Moreover, don't you believe in freedom of speech/mind? Well, if you'd like to blame someone for that, hope in a time-machine and sue Hitler! lol Some countries are using Iran as a scapegoat to put the blame (for their own faults) on. This part is just for Americans: Those of you who say why Iran says "Death to America": 1. 'America' to us means the U.S govt, not the people. How do you expect Iranians to mean "American people" when our media admires Americans for marching and holding up "no war" placards?! Also, I see a lot of "Let's nuke Iran"s on YA.Isn't that a kind of "Death to Iran"? 2. The new generation don't say such things and if some of them occasionally march in the streets that's because some of the stupid guys enjoy making noise and they mainly go out there to meet their girlfriends/boyfriends! Strange. Isn't it? 3. Such mottos are not just said in Iran and as you know whatever you hear is a response to the U.S govt's terrible actions which has made life for many people hell (You wouldn't deny that attacking countries is a mistake. Would you?) 4. U.S. companies assistance in developing Iraq's chemical weapons facilities during the Iran-Iraq war which killed over a million Iranians 5. USS Vincennes shooting down Iran Air Flight 655 with many civilian fatalities 6.U.S. Support for anti-Iranian terrorist organisations (i.e. the MKO); 7. Economic damage caused by U.S. sanctions and political pressure; U.S. UAV overflights over Iran violating Iranian airspace since 2003. When you call Ahmadinejad a nutcase for what he's said, what do you call Bush for his war crimes? To those who are upset with American hostages taken for 444 days: 1. Firstly, It's related to so many years ago and it's almost a part of history, and don't forget that when there's a revolution, there'd be chaos and people may do things that they should not, moreover they're all alive and healthy. Aren't they? 2.The U.S has arrested Iranian diplomats in Iraq and had tortured the one who was freed. Now you decide who has the right to be upset with whom. How do you believe in their lies about politics when they hide both the most and the least important things from you considering the fact that politics is the world of lies in its nature?!!! If you like to insist on your theory of attacking Israel, I'll tell you our logical theory: "The moment that Iran attacks Israel, Iran will be wiped off the face of the earth by the U.S and its allies and Iran is far more logical than doing such a stupid thing" So, forget about it.I'm quite sure you know that all the events and lies in the world are a part of a pre-planned scenario by major world-powers (Iran as an important country has always been a part of their plans)And the first step is to brainwash people.They excactly know what will happen even 50 years later! I think Iraq is such a good example.Attacking it with the excuse of removing Saddam while they'd put Saddam there themselves and had supported him for years! They said they had W.M.Ds and you believed them.Now they say Iran (a member of N.P.T) has nukes / is developing nukes and you believe them wilhe the nuclear agency hasn't found any sign of illegal activities.Time to wake up! Isn't it better for both countries to forget past conflicts and to have peaceful relations? Our two gov'ts are like 10 year old children playing a stupid, harsh, rhetorical game. They don't care about hurting people's feelings. They just try to make our two peoples enemies to achieve their own goals. We, as the people of these countries, MUST NOT allow these conflics into our hearts. Now, what do you think? I can't wait to see both nations in peace. It'd be marvelous! Did you find my article informative? : ) Thanks for your time

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Best Shows on TV right now? Excluding shows in syndication, like Seinfeld and Friends. Here's my top 10 list... what's yours? 1. Eureka. Great science fiction show, though they ripped of TNG last night. 2. Burn Notice. Good spy show with sense of humor. 4. My Boys. Started watching this late, but it's intelligent and funny. It "puts the lotion in the basket... 5. Monk. Getting a bit tired, but still good. 6. Psycho. Another one I just started watching, but very good. 7. Til Death. Like Raymond, without all the yelling. 8. Mythbusters. Fun. 9. Animal Precinct. Follows the NYC ASPCA on their job. 10. Top Chef. The BEST reality show on tv, and the only one I watch...

Do you like my list of top 21 funniest movies? 20.Meet The Fockers 19.Big Daddy 18.Police Academy 17.Liar,Liar 16.Uncle Buck 15.Bruce Almighty 14.Talladega Nights 13.When Harry Met Sally... 12.Major League 11.Anger Management 10.Happy Gilmore 9.Dumb And Dumber 8.Billy Madison 7.Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6.Anchorman 5.Animal House 4.Ghostbusters 3.Tommy Boy 2.Caddyshack 1.National Lampoon's Vacation series IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY LIST PLEASE TELL E WAT U DON'T LIKE ABOUT IT AND MAKE A LIST OF UR OWN SORRY I MEANT 20 MOVIES NOT 21 LIKE THE QUESTION SAYS

Funniest staff meeting ever!? The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. the only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs. Star if you like it.

Name you top ten funny movies? My list 1.CB4 2.Don't be a Menace 3.Badder Santa 4.Cable Guy 5.Meet the Parents 6.Scary Movie 2 7.Friday 8.Life 9.Something about marry 10.Scary movie 3

Rank these things from 1-10 - Guy of your dreams? Girls - Pick your top 10 qualities in your dream man ( you can cut and paste if you want to save time) A. Good looking B. Great conversationalist C. Great Kisser/lover D. Great personality E. Same interests F. Lots of money G. Popular H. Sincere I. Same values J. Great Car K. He has a great job L. Likes kids M. Very supportive N. Same religious/spiritual values O. High moral standards (that are similar to yours) P. Integrity (you can count on him to do what he says) Q. Very clean R. _______________ (List your own). S. Funny