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Oprah book club full book list ? Can someone give me the FULL Book list from Oprah's book club list?

Is there a good book club list for teens? A friend and I are looking to start a book club for a group of high school girls. Is there a website that gives updates book suggestions like oprah's book club sorta? We want something that provides entertaining, good books for young adult or adult girls. Any info would be helpful! Jess

I'd like to read a book that's a melange of platitudes. Should I choose something on Oprah's Book Club list? EDIT: OK, I suppose I should have actually LOOKED at Oprah's official Book Club list prior to posting this question. I assumed it included a lot of those New Age bullshit authors she has promoted in the past, like Gary Zukav, Deepak Chopra, etc. I've gotta say, I really love a huge number of the classic titles she has on that list.... So much for my attempt at humor...

did harry potter make oprah's book club? Was J. K. Rowling make Oprah's Book List?

Should all high school book lists be standardized to the Oprah's Book Club? At least get rid of all that Ayn Rand and George Orwell crap...

How can I get Oprah's people to read a book I wrote? My dad wrote a book and wants to know how to get Oprah's people to read it and possible recommend it to her. He would like it to possible end up on her book club list

Has any else read any books from Oprah's Book Club? I have read about 7 of them and have a list of many others from her book club I would like to read. Just curious. What books have you read? I usually get mine from McKay's, a used book store they are about $1-$2 per book and you can return them for credit towards other books or money.

Are there any other book clubs other than Oprah's? I have exhausted all the books out of Oprah's book club that I could read. I usually research best selling book lists or Oprah's book club to find something good to read. Then I find them at the local library...and read them for free (YAY..I am a broke student). I have just finished my final exams on Monday and I am now JONSING to read something good! If there is a resource that someone could recommend, please post!!!

What is your opinion of the Richard and Judy book club? Have you ever been influenced to read any of the books on their book lists after seeing them reviewed on their show? Do the books they have listed appeal to you? Do you think that it's a good or a bad thing that they are so influential when it comes to getting the books the recommend on to the best sellers lists? I suppose in the States, the equivalent would be something like Oprah's Book Club? Here is a list of them: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html/ref=amb_link_52713465_1?ie=UTF8&docId=1000139313&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-sign-in&pf_rd_r=0N488GQSWPB76J94HANJ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=168698791&pf_rd_i=13790191 Kirsty, please don't waste my time with your childish response. smithers - I hated Time Traveller Wife!

Ophrah's father is writing a tell all book...Think she'll put it on her Book Club list? Hummm...can't believe there is something we don't already know about Oprah do you?.

Do you find it interesting that Oprah's Book Club hasn't included either of Obama's books? I checked the book club site and neither is listed nor is there any comments on her part about the books. I find this interesting considering her strong support of Obama. BTW, I HIGHLY recommend that everyone in the US read "The Audacity Of Hope". It is an extremely interesting book and reveals the heart of the POTUS. btw, I am a hard-core conservative.

Do you like books featured on Oprah's book club? I have read a few books that she picked for her club and I have to say I was quite disappointed, save for one. Now, when I see it's on her list, I don't even read it anymore.

Was Oprah's actions ethically reasonable? Ok, so Oprah Winfrey recently pulled a book from her famous "Oprah's Book Club List." The story was about a young Cherokee boy and Oprah originally admired the book and put int on her list. The author recently died and his obituary revealed that he had been a lifetime memory of the KKK. She pulled it off the list upon learning the author's history. Her rationale for her action was that the author's racism, hatred of African Americans, and his personal lifestyle offended her. She said (loose quote), "I do not want to fund his way of being." Ethical issue: Should Oprah have done this? What is the relationship between a work of art and its artist? Is she promoting restrictions on free speech adn artistic expression? Is her actions in this case morally questionable? All of you had really good points on this subject. I appreciate every one of you for taking the time to respond. Her reasons were based on her personal decision and that should not have been questioned. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Thanks for your take on this question. Any more views would be greatly appreciated.

book seen on Oprah show. Hi I have never seen Oprah before a few weeks back when I saw the last few minutes of one of her shows. On the show they where talking about a book. But I don't remember the name of the book and I can't find it anywhere. I looked at her book club page (http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahsbookclub/pastselections/20080701_orig_list) which claims to have every book that has been on the show. But It certainly does not. So anyone know where I can find a complete list of books that have been on her show or know which book I'm talking about. She had guests there who have read the book and talking about how it changed their lives. It was something about they made a list about everything they want in their life and after a few years when they looked at the list most of it had came true and stuff like that. Anyone know which book I'm talking about?

I’m writing a book about Christian children; I’m calling it, “Born in Captivity” is this a catchy title? Would Oprah put it on her book club list? It might be Alzheimers, William...

What are some of the greatest novels in all of history? I'm looking for thought-provoking, emotion-evoking literary material here. For an example, novels or plays that show up on Time Magazine's 100 Greatest Novels list or Oprah's Book Club. NOT TWILIGHT.

I decided to write a novel and followed all the rules. Are rules made to be broken? Help! What am I missing? Do the already published authors NOT have to follow any of the rules? As a 1st timer, before attempting to write my story, I read all of the Do's & Don't of good writing. And, I also decided to read 4 novels (close to what I was attempting) to get a feel of how to present my story. But I was surprised that ALL 4 of the authors broke many of the rules. On top of that, 2 of the books, one which made Oprah's Book Club list, were so poorly crafted that I found it really hard to finish. One took me through 107 pages of mindless babble and never matched or lived up to the title of the book. What's up with that, by the way?

Do you think that these books should be on a top sellers list? 1. Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia by Elizabeth Gilbert 2. Love in the Time of Cholera (Oprah's Book Club) by Gabriel Garcia Marquez 3. My Grandfather's Son: A Memoir by Clarence Thomas 4. The 4:8 Principle: The Secret to a Joy-Filled Life by Tommy Newberry 5. The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World by Alan Greenspan 6. A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini 7. I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert 8. Water for Elephants: A Novel by Sara Gruen 9. The Dangerous Book for Boys by Conn Iggulden 10. If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans by Ann Coulter Which book would you add to this list?

Book to Read for Junior Report Project? I’m a Junior with an average reading level. First, I have to pick out a book to read. Then, I have to pick out from a list of creative projects to do for the book. I've narrowed it down to these, or if you have an suggestions let me know!! Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury Among the Betrayed by Margaret Peterson Haddix Among the Impostors by Margaret Peterson Haddix Gap Creek by Robert Morgan [Oprah's Book Club] What I want is reviews of these books. Or suggestions ***Would I have to read Among the Hidden to understand Among the Betrayed/ Impostors?*** I don’t want just a list of books, I want you to elaborate on the elements of the book- is it long, genre, main storyline, lots or no cursing, easy read? I love books like To Kill a Mockingbird, stuff that is suspenseful, mysteries.

Which of these books is the best? I start school next monday, and I have to read one last book off of our summer reading list. I have three books, and I am not sure which one to read. So in your opinion, which out of these books would be the best? I know they are all supposed to be fairly good. I'm going to be in an Honors English 9 class. - Ellen foster by Kaye Gibbons - They Cage the Animals at Night by Jennings Michael Burch - Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury My dad says to read Fahrenheit because it is a classic, but I have read many great reviews on They Cage the Animals, and Ellen Foster is the shortest book, and an Oprah book club book. I only have until Monday to read, and I have a lot of stuff to do this week, so I don't have a lot of time. Which one is the best book? I was going to read them all, but I am really busy and I only have less than a week to read. I don't have time to read all of them. I'll read the other two later, but I needed to know which one to read right now. I think I'll read Fahrenheit then. Thanks.

Did OJ Simpson just admit to the killings? With his book hitting the top 25 list, people seem interested in "What OJ would have done". It wont be long before he reaches Oprah's book club. Did he do it or is he looking for more fame.

Good books to read? Hi - I'm an avid reader and have recently been stuck in a rut, reading the same books that I have, over and over. I'm actually rather sick of my material now. Does anyone know any really good books that I could check out? I'm into classics, books that have some type of historical reference to them, but could still be considered fiction, autobiographies; basically, books that have substance to them. Really, any suggestions would be helpful though - please, none from Oprah's book club! I have read a few on her list and have yet to find that I like the same type of reading material she apparently does. Thanks.

SPANISH TRANSLATION?! HELLLLLLLLLp? Oprah has turned her successful daytime show into an empire; her interactive women's network known as Oxygen TV, O magazine and Angel Network are only three of her many successful ventures. Also Oprah's Book Club has been one of the most closely watched and heralded events on television by the general public, as well as the media and publishing industries that propelled every book featured onto bestseller lists nationwide. OMG CAN ANYONE TRANSLATE THAT FOR ME PLEASEEEEEE I REAAAAAAAAALY NEED HELP RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW ASAP THANK YOU SO MUCH GOD BLESS YOU

Do you think Oprah has enough money and influence to buy Obama into power over Hillary? Look what she can do with her BOOK CLUB...take some obscure novel and get it on the Best Sellers list! Can she do that for Obama?

Shall anyone write the following article in another way, please, 10 points for sure!? When Elie Wiesel was Born: 1928 Sighet, Transylvania (now in Romania) Elie Wiesel's Background: Wiesel's parents, Shlomo and Sarah Wiesel, were Orthodox Jews. His father ran his own grocery store and was active in the community. Wiesel had three sisters, Hilda, Beatrice and Tzipora. Elie Wiesel's Holocaust Experience: When Wiesel was 15, he and his family were forced by Nazis into a Jewish ghetto and then deported to Auschwitz–Birkenau. His mother and younger sister, Tzipora, were killed at Auschwitz. He and his father survived together for one year, but his father died shortly before American troops liberated the camp. 'Night' by Elie Wiesel: Wiesel describes his experience during the Holocaust in Night, which was first published in French in 1958 as La Nuit. Night has been translated into more than 30 languages. Wiesel released a new English translation of Night in 2006, which was translated by his wife, Marion Wiesel. The new translation was chosen for Oprah's Book Club, propelling it on to the bestsellers lists. Elie Wiesel's Other Writings: Wiesel has published more than 40 fiction and nonfiction books. After the Holocaust: After the war, Wiesel lived in a French orphanage where he learned French and found his two older sisters, Hilda and Beatrice. Wiesel began studying philosophy at the Sorbonne in 1948. He became a professional journalist, but refused to write about or discuss his Holocaust experience for 10 years after the war. Wiesel moved to the U.S. in 1955 and became a U.S. citizen in 1963. Teaching: Wiesel is the Andrew Mellon Professor of Humanities at Boston University. Humanitarian Work: Wiesel won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1986 for speaking out against violence and oppression. Shortly afterward, he and his wife started the Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity to combat indifference, injustice and intolerance. please help, please!

Do you have delusions of grandeur when it comes to your writing? Do you have high hopes? -A spot on the NY Times best seller list? -Writing the next "great American novel"? -The Pulitzer? -The Nobel? -Make enough money to write full time and quit your 9-5 at the coffee house (or wherever you work)? -Oprah's pick for her book club? (less extraordinary but still impressive) OR Are your goals simpler and more easily attainable? -Getting published? -Getting respect and admiration from your peers? -Being able to call yourself a successful writer without quickly changing the subject during a conversation?

Recommend me some books? I'm just wondering what is on people's top 5-10 list of must reads. I'm not talking about Oprah's book of the month jargon. My favorite books are Jitterbug Perfume and Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins, Galapagos and Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail by Hunter S. Thompson, Hatchet by Gary Paulsen, Survivor, Fight Club, Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. What books would you recommend based on my taste? Thanks.

Another funny list.? Date Excuses Hopefully you've never had these used on you, but this is a list of excuses to use if that "special" someone asks you out and you don't know how to say no. If someone gives you one of these excuses, it is very likely that they have absolutely no interest in going out with you. 1. I have to floss my cat. 2. I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3. I want to spend more time with my blender. 4. The President said he might drop in. 5. The man on television told me to say tuned. 6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8. It's my parakeet's bowling night. 9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10. I'm building a pig from a kit. 11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. 13. There's a disturbance in the Force. 14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. 17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. 19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. 20. My crayons all melted together. 21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 22. I'm in training to be a household pest. 23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled. 24. My patent is pending. 25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 26. I'm sandblasting my oven. 27. I'm worried about my vertical hold. 28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 29. I'm being deported. 30. The grunion are running. 31. I'll be looking for a parking space. 32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. 33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. 34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving. 35. I have to fluff my shower cap. 36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. 37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. 38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. 39. My plot to take over the world is thickening. 40. I have to fulfill my potential. 41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone. 42. It's too close to the turn of the century. 43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. 44. My subconscious says no. 45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. 46. I left my body in my other clothes. 47. The last time I went out, I never came back. 48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. 49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. 50. None of my socks match. 51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. 52. I'm having all my plants neutered. 53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. 54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. 55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." 56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. 57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky. 58. I'm touring China with a wok band. 59. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. 60. I never go out on days that end in "Y." 61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it. 62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism. 63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down. 64. I'm too old/young for that stuff. 65. I have to ash/condition/perm/curl/tease my hair. 66. I have too much guilt. 67. There are important world issues that need worrying about. 68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. 69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. 70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps. 71. I feel a song coming on. 72. I'm trying to be less popular. 73. My bathroom tiles need grouting. 74. I have to bleach my hare. 75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. 76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. 77. You know how we psychos are. 78. My favorite commercial is on TV. 79. I have to study for a blood test. 80. I'm going to be old someday. 81. I've been traded to Cincinnati. 82. I'm observing National Apathy Week. 83. I have to rotate my crops. 84. My uncle escaped again. 85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. 86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. 87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. 88. I have to go to court for kitty littering. 89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. 90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. 91. Having fun gives me prickly heat. 92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. 93. I have to jog my memory. 94. My palm reader advised against it. 95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. 96. I have to stay home and see if I snore. 97. I prefer to remain an enigma. 98. I think you want the OTHER [your name]. 99. I have to sit up with a sick ant. 100. I'm trying to cut down. 101. My asthma is acting up again 102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to take me away. 103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day 104. Its my goldfish's birthday 105. Uh, I have stuff to do. 106. I have to make an air sandwich 107. I have to hide the bodies. 108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU! 109. I have to wash my hair. 110. I have to clean my toilet 111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker 112. I need to clean the air in my room 113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for moral support. 114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly contagious. 115. My gerbil is getting married. 116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor 117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and took cover. 118. I had to rob your house 119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection. 120. Pinnochio is on tonight 121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school. 122. I don't date outside my species 123. Sorry I think I'm gay 124. I have to go...........over..............there. 125. My butt is to big in this dress 126. I have to take out the trash 127. My dog had baby kittens. 128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together. 129. I have to go shopping for my mother. 130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes. 131. No 132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body 133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment 134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you 135. I don't date goats! 136. Ally Mcbeal is on 137. I'm reading with my widower 138. I have to brush my teeth. 139. Alf comes on soon 140. I'm sick. 141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire to my head 142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe 143. My dad said I can't date till I am married 144. I'm shaving my dog. 145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name) 146. My grandma is on fire. 147. I'm getting married tonight. 148. I'm engaged. 149. I don't want to ruin our friendship. 150. I have family in town. 151. I just washed my hair. 152. It's that time of the month again. 153. My father's grandmother's aunt's mother died. 154. I have to take down the Christmas lights. 155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday. 156. I left my tolerance in another coat. 157. I just got back together with my ex 158. I don't like people. 159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan) 160. I might see someone who knows me. 161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died. 162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up. 163. My pet snake is constipated again. 164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here). 165. I have to teach my pig to sing. 166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out). 167. My dog is too tired. 168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin. 169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full. 170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery. 171. I'm washing the sofa. 172. I have to milk my cow. 173. Everquest. 174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere. 175. I have to teach my frog how to croak. 176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry. 177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night. 178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster. 179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg. 180. I need to clip my nose hairs. 181. I have to read the labels on all of my food. 182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you. 183. I'm gay. 184. I don't like you. 185. My goat broke a horn. 186. I have to go to the dentist. 187. I have to brush my dog's teeth. 188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun. 189. I'm going to the moon. 190. My water wings are flat. 191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath. 192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks. 193. I have to wax the driveway. 194. I'm not into dating right now. 195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar. 196. I'm teaching my dog to meow. 197. I have to watch Oprah. 198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you. 199. I like your best friend. 200. I'm complicated to go out with. 201. I just found out we're related. 202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom. Star if you like.

funny date joke? Date Excuses Hopefully you've never had these used on you, but this is a list of excuses to use if that "special" someone asks you out and you don't know how to say no. If someone gives you one of these excuses, it is very likely that they have absolutely no interest in going out with you. 1. I have to floss my cat. 2. I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3. I want to spend more time with my blender. 4. The President said he might drop in. 5. The man on television told me to say tuned. 6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8. It's my parakeet's bowling night. 9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10. I'm building a pig from a kit. 11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. 13. There's a disturbance in the Force. 14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. 17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. 19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. 20. My crayons all melted together. 21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 22. I'm in training to be a household pest. 23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled. 24. My patent is pending. 25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 26. I'm sandblasting my oven. 27. I'm worried about my vertical hold. 28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 29. I'm being deported. 30. The grunion are running. 31. I'll be looking for a parking space. 32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. 33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. 34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving. 35. I have to fluff my shower cap. 36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. 37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. 38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. 39. My plot to take over the world is thickening. 40. I have to fulfill my potential. 41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone. 42. It's too close to the turn of the century. 43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. 44. My subconscious says no. 45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. 46. I left my body in my other clothes. 47. The last time I went out, I never came back. 48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. 49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. 50. None of my socks match. 51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. 52. I'm having all my plants neutered. 53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. 54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. 55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." 56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. 57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky. 58. I'm touring China with a wok band. 59. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. 60. I never go out on days that end in "Y." 61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it. 62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism. 63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down. 64. I'm too old/young for that stuff. 65. I have to ash/condition/perm/curl/tease my hair. 66. I have too much guilt. 67. There are important world issues that need worrying about. 68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. 69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. 70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps. 71. I feel a song coming on. 72. I'm trying to be less popular. 73. My bathroom tiles need grouting. 74. I have to bleach my hare. 75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. 76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. 77. You know how we psychos are. 78. My favorite commercial is on TV. 79. I have to study for a blood test. 80. I'm going to be old someday. 81. I've been traded to Cincinnati. 82. I'm observing National Apathy Week. 83. I have to rotate my crops. 84. My uncle escaped again. 85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. 86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. 87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. 88. I have to go to court for kitty littering. 89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. 90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. 91. Having fun gives me prickly heat. 92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. 93. I have to jog my memory. 94. My palm reader advised against it. 95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. 96. I have to stay home and see if I snore. 97. I prefer to remain an enigma. 98. I think you want the OTHER [your name]. 99. I have to sit up with a sick ant. 100. I'm trying to cut down. 101. My asthma is acting up again 102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to take me away. 103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day 104. Its my goldfish's birthday 105. Uh, I have stuff to do. 106. I have to make an air sandwich 107. I have to hide the bodies. 108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU! 109. I have to wash my hair. 110. I have to clean my toilet 111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker 112. I need to clean the air in my room 113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for moral support. 114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly contagious. 115. My gerbil is getting married. 116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor 117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and took cover. 118. I had to rob your house 119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection. 120. Pinnochio is on tonight 121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school. 122. I don't date outside my species 123. Sorry I think I'm gay 124. I have to go...........over..............there. 125. My butt is to big in this dress 126. I have to take out the trash 127. My dog had baby kittens. 128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together. 129. I have to go shopping for my mother. 130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes. 131. No 132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body 133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment 134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you 135. I don't date goats! 136. Ally Mcbeal is on 137. I'm reading with my widower 138. I have to brush my teeth. 139. Alf comes on soon 140. I'm sick. 141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire to my head 142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe 143. My dad said I can't date till I am married 144. I'm shaving my dog. 145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name) 146. My grandma is on fire. 147. I'm getting married tonight. 148. I'm engaged. 149. I don't want to ruin our friendship. 150. I have family in town. 151. I just washed my hair. 152. It's that time of the month again. 153. My father's grandmother's aunt's mother died. 154. I have to take down the Christmas lights. 155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday. 156. I left my tolerance in another coat. 157. I just got back together with my ex 158. I don't like people. 159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan) 160. I might see someone who knows me. 161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died. 162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up. 163. My pet snake is constipated again. 164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here). 165. I have to teach my pig to sing. 166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out). 167. My dog is too tired. 168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin. 169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full. 170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery. 171. I'm washing the sofa. 172. I have to milk my cow. 173. Everquest. 174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere. 175. I have to teach my frog how to croak. 176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry. 177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night. 178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster. 179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg. 180. I need to clip my nose hairs. 181. I have to read the labels on all of my food. 182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you. 183. I'm gay. 184. I don't like you. 185. My goat broke a horn. 186. I have to go to the dentist. 187. I have to brush my dog's teeth. 188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun. 189. I'm going to the moon. 190. My water wings are flat. 191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath. 192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks. 193. I have to wax the driveway. 194. I'm not into dating right now. 195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar. 196. I'm teaching my dog to meow. 197. I have to watch Oprah. 198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you. 199. I like your best friend. 200. I'm complicated to go out with. 201. I just found out we're related. 202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.

Shall anyone write the following article in another way, please, 10 points for sure!? When Elie Wiesel was Born: 1928 Sighet, Transylvania (now in Romania) Elie Wiesel's Background: Wiesel's parents, Shlomo and Sarah Wiesel, were Orthodox Jews. His father ran his own grocery store and was active in the community. Wiesel had three sisters, Hilda, Beatrice and Tzipora. Elie Wiesel's Holocaust Experience: When Wiesel was 15, he and his family were forced by Nazis into a Jewish ghetto and then deported to Auschwitz–Birkenau. His mother and younger sister, Tzipora, were killed at Auschwitz. He and his father survived together for one year, but his father died shortly before American troops liberated the camp. 'Night' by Elie Wiesel: Wiesel describes his experience during the Holocaust in Night, which was first published in French in 1958 as La Nuit. Night has been translated into more than 30 languages. Wiesel released a new English translation of Night in 2006, which was translated by his wife, Marion Wiesel. The new translation was chosen for Oprah's Book Club, propelling it on to the bestsellers lists. Elie Wiesel's Other Writings: Wiesel has published more than 40 fiction and nonfiction books. After the Holocaust: After the war, Wiesel lived in a French orphanage where he learned French and found his two older sisters, Hilda and Beatrice. Wiesel began studying philosophy at the Sorbonne in 1948. He became a professional journalist, but refused to write about or discuss his Holocaust experience for 10 years after the war. Wiesel moved to the U.S. in 1955 and became a U.S. citizen in 1963. Teaching: Wiesel is the Andrew Mellon Professor of Humanities at Boston University. Humanitarian Work: Wiesel won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1986 for speaking out against violence and oppression. Shortly afterward, he and his wife started the Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity to combat indifference, injustice and intolerance. please help, please!

Shall anyone write the following article in another way, please, 10 points for sure!? When Elie Wiesel was Born: 1928 Sighet, Transylvania (now in Romania) Elie Wiesel's Background: Wiesel's parents, Shlomo and Sarah Wiesel, were Orthodox Jews. His father ran his own grocery store and was active in the community. Wiesel had three sisters, Hilda, Beatrice and Tzipora. Elie Wiesel's Holocaust Experience: When Wiesel was 15, he and his family were forced by Nazis into a Jewish ghetto and then deported to Auschwitz–Birkenau. His mother and younger sister, Tzipora, were killed at Auschwitz. He and his father survived together for one year, but his father died shortly before American troops liberated the camp. 'Night' by Elie Wiesel: Wiesel describes his experience during the Holocaust in Night, which was first published in French in 1958 as La Nuit. Night has been translated into more than 30 languages. Wiesel released a new English translation of Night in 2006, which was translated by his wife, Marion Wiesel. The new translation was chosen for Oprah's Book Club, propelling it on to the bestsellers lists. Elie Wiesel's Other Writings: Wiesel has published more than 40 fiction and nonfiction books. After the Holocaust: After the war, Wiesel lived in a French orphanage where he learned French and found his two older sisters, Hilda and Beatrice. Wiesel began studying philosophy at the Sorbonne in 1948. He became a professional journalist, but refused to write about or discuss his Holocaust experience for 10 years after the war. Wiesel moved to the U.S. in 1955 and became a U.S. citizen in 1963. Teaching: Wiesel is the Andrew Mellon Professor of Humanities at Boston University. Humanitarian Work: Wiesel won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1986 for speaking out against violence and oppression. Shortly afterward, he and his wife started the Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity to combat indifference, injustice and intolerance. please help, please!

bad date excuses,long ones? If your date ever uses any of these lines, you know its game over. 1. I have to floss my cat. 2. I've dedicated my life to linguini. 3. I want to spend more time with my blender. 4. The President said he might drop in. 5. The man on television told me to say tuned. 6. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. 7. I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. 8. It's my parakeet's bowling night. 9. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 10. I'm building a pig from a kit. 11. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 12. I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. 13. There's a disturbance in the Force. 14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. 15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. 16. I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. 17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 18. I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. 19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. 20. My crayons all melted together. 21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. 22. I'm in training to be a household pest. 23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled. 24. My patent is pending. 25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 26. I'm sandblasting my oven. 27. I'm worried about my vertical hold. 28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. 29. I'm being deported. 30. The grunion are running. 31. I'll be looking for a parking space. 32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. 33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. 34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving. 35. I have to fluff my shower cap. 36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. 37. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. 38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. 39. My plot to take over the world is thickening. 40. I have to fulfill my potential. 41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone. 42. It's too close to the turn of the century. 43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. 44. My subconscious says no. 45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. 46. I left my body in my other clothes. 47. The last time I went out, I never came back. 48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. 49. I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. 50. None of my socks match. 51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. 52. I'm having all my plants neutered. 53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. 54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. 55. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator. " 56. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. 57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky. 58. I'm touring China with a wok band. 59. My chocolate-appreciat ion class meets that night. 60. I never go out on days that end in "Y." 61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it. 62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism. 63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down. 64. I'm too old/young for that stuff. 65. I have to ash/condition/ perm/curl/ tease my hair. 66. I have too much guilt. 67. There are important world issues that need worrying about. 68. I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. 69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. 70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps. 71. I feel a song coming on. 72. I'm trying to be less popular. 73. My bathroom tiles need grouting. 74. I have to bleach my hare. 75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. 76. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. 77. You know how we psychos are. 78. My favorite commercial is on TV. 79. I have to study for a blood test. 80. I'm going to be old someday. 81. I've been traded to Cincinnati. 82. I'm observing National Apathy Week. 83. I have to rotate my crops. 84. My uncle escaped again. 85. I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. 86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. 87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. 88. I have to go to court for kitty littering. 89. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. 90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. 91. Having fun gives me prickly heat. 92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. 93. I have to jog my memory. 94. My palm reader advised against it. 95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. 96. I have to stay home and see if I snore. 97. I prefer to remain an enigma. 98. I think you want the OTHER [your name]. 99. I have to sit up with a sick ant. 100. I'm trying to cut down. 101. My asthma is acting up again 102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to take me away. 103. You're ugly, I'm busy, have a nice day 104. Its my goldfish's birthday 105. Uh, I have stuff to do. 106. I have to make an air sandwich 107. I have to hide the bodies. 108. I don't have time to go on a date...with YOU! 109. I have to wash my hair. 110. I have to clean my toilet 111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker 112. I need to clean the air in my room 113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for moral support. 114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that's highly contagious. 115. My gerbil is getting married. 116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor 117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and took cover. 118. I had to rob your house 119. That's the night I reorganize my rock collection. 120. Pinnochio is on tonight 121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school. 122. I don't date outside my species 123. Sorry I think I'm gay 124. I have to go.......... .over.... ......... .there. 125. My butt is to big in this dress 126. I have to take out the trash 127. My dog had baby kittens. 128. I can't, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together. 129. I have to go shopping for my mother. 130. I'm sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes. 131. No 132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it's body 133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment 134. I can't I was asked to go to another party w/o you 135. I don't date goats! 136. Ally Mcbeal is on 137. I'm reading with my widower 138. I have to brush my teeth. 139. Alf comes on soon 140. I'm sick. 141. I've had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire to my head 142. I'm busy cleaning the blood off my axe 143. My dad said I can't date till I am married 144. I'm shaving my dog. 145. It's against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name) 146. My grandma is on fire. 147. I'm getting married tonight. 148. I'm engaged. 149. I don't want to ruin our friendship. 150. I have family in town. 151. I just washed my hair. 152. It's that time of the month again. 153. My father's grandmother' s aunt's mother died. 154. I have to take down the Christmas lights. 155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma's birthday. 156. I left my tolerance in another coat. 157. I just got back together with my ex 158. I don't like people. 159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan) 160. I might see someone who knows me. 161. My brother's sister's mum's son's dad died. 162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up. 163. My pet snake is constipated again. 164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here). 165. I have to teach my pig to sing. 166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out). 167. My dog is too tired. 168. I never said I'd go out with you, that was my evil twin. 169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full. 170. There's a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery. 171. I'm washing the sofa. 172. I have to milk my cow. 173. Everquest. 174. I don't want to miss Martha Stewart's premiere. 175. I have to teach my frog how to croak. 176. I'm too busy watching the paint dry. 177. The "Rocky" marathon is on that night. 178. I promised my mum I'd bathe the hamster. 179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg. 180. I need to clip my nose hairs. 181. I have to read the labels on all of my food. 182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you. 183. I'm gay. 184. I don't like you. 185. My goat broke a horn. 186. I have to go to the dentist. 187. I have to brush my dog's teeth. 188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun. 189. I'm going to the moon. 190. My water wings are flat. 191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath. 192. I'm going to be playing with my mental blocks. 193. I have to wax the driveway. 194. I'm not into dating right now. 195. I'm teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar. 196. I'm teaching my dog to meow. 197. I have to watch Oprah. 198. I like you, but my friends said I can't go out with you. 199. I like your best friend. 200. I'm complicated to go out with. 201. I just found out we're related. 202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.

Shall anyone write the following article in another way, please, 10 points for sure!? When Elie Wiesel was Born: 1928 Sighet, Transylvania (now in Romania) Elie Wiesel's Background: Wiesel's parents, Shlomo and Sarah Wiesel, were Orthodox Jews. His father ran his own grocery store and was active in the community. Wiesel had three sisters, Hilda, Beatrice and Tzipora. Elie Wiesel's Holocaust Experience: When Wiesel was 15, he and his family were forced by Nazis into a Jewish ghetto and then deported to Auschwitz–Birkenau. His mother and younger sister, Tzipora, were killed at Auschwitz. He and his father survived together for one year, but his father died shortly before American troops liberated the camp. 'Night' by Elie Wiesel: Wiesel describes his experience during the Holocaust in Night, which was first published in French in 1958 as La Nuit. Night has been translated into more than 30 languages. Wiesel released a new English translation of Night in 2006, which was translated by his wife, Marion Wiesel. The new translation was chosen for Oprah's Book Club, propelling it on to the bestsellers lists. Elie Wiesel's Other Writings: Wiesel has published more than 40 fiction and nonfiction books. After the Holocaust: After the war, Wiesel lived in a French orphanage where he learned French and found his two older sisters, Hilda and Beatrice. Wiesel began studying philosophy at the Sorbonne in 1948. He became a professional journalist, but refused to write about or discuss his Holocaust experience for 10 years after the war. Wiesel moved to the U.S. in 1955 and became a U.S. citizen in 1963. Teaching: Wiesel is the Andrew Mellon Professor of Humanities at Boston University. Humanitarian Work: Wiesel won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1986 for speaking out against violence and oppression. Shortly afterward, he and his wife started the Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity to combat indifference, injustice and intolerance. please help, please!

Shall anyone write the following article in another way, please, 10 points for sure!? When Elie Wiesel was Born: 1928 Sighet, Transylvania (now in Romania) Elie Wiesel's Background: Wiesel's parents, Shlomo and Sarah Wiesel, were Orthodox Jews. His father ran his own grocery store and was active in the community. Wiesel had three sisters, Hilda, Beatrice and Tzipora. Elie Wiesel's Holocaust Experience: When Wiesel was 15, he and his family were forced by Nazis into a Jewish ghetto and then deported to Auschwitz–Birkenau. His mother and younger sister, Tzipora, were killed at Auschwitz. He and his father survived together for one year, but his father died shortly before American troops liberated the camp. 'Night' by Elie Wiesel: Wiesel describes his experience during the Holocaust in Night, which was first published in French in 1958 as La Nuit. Night has been translated into more than 30 languages. Wiesel released a new English translation of Night in 2006, which was translated by his wife, Marion Wiesel. The new translation was chosen for Oprah's Book Club, propelling it on to the bestsellers lists. Elie Wiesel's Other Writings: Wiesel has published more than 40 fiction and nonfiction books. After the Holocaust: After the war, Wiesel lived in a French orphanage where he learned French and found his two older sisters, Hilda and Beatrice. Wiesel began studying philosophy at the Sorbonne in 1948. He became a professional journalist, but refused to write about or discuss his Holocaust experience for 10 years after the war. Wiesel moved to the U.S. in 1955 and became a U.S. citizen in 1963. Teaching: Wiesel is the Andrew Mellon Professor of Humanities at Boston University. Humanitarian Work: Wiesel won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1986 for speaking out against violence and oppression. Shortly afterward, he and his wife started the Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity to combat indifference, injustice and intolerance. please help, please!