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How to cheat when running a 5k? Any ideas?

I'm a girl on my dads account. Okay. So every November I run a race when visiting my 11 year old nephew. I train and trian, yet somehow he always beats me wothout having any training. It makes me so angry. This year, I HAVE to beat him. No matter what I do, I can't beat him with out cheating. So, I know itt's not right to do, but how do I do it? I don't know the area well enough to cut through anywhere. I was thinking of taking off with him and when he passes me, go to the finish line and wait there, but then my name wont be on the list, and he will know something is up. Should I take off with him, then stop and go maybe a mile from the finish line, wait in the bushes or something, then when I see people coming, sit on the side like I've been running but don't feel good, and then take off from there? Any more ideas would be great! Thanks! Please don't tell me cheating is wrong. I know it is. I just have to rub something in this little kids face. Haha. Thanks!(:

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1. Uhmmmm well lemme see here... you could use performance enhancing drugs? give him something to make him ill the next day. ensures he gets very poor sleep the night before ? sabotage his shoes?
2. I'm not gonna say cheating is wrong, but think about it. You're probably not going to receive the satisfaction of winning him if you cheat. My suggestion: continue training even harder and more rigorously than before and eventually I feel you will beat him. The satisfaction will be so much greater! :)
3. Check out what Rosie Ruiz tried to pull off in the 1980 Boston Marathon.
4. elbow the crap out of him during the start of the race