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While cruising the interwebzs I found this list of the 50 rules for men by women - Do you agree or disagree?

Disclaimer - I am not the developer of this list - I am only asking if you agree or disagree with said list. Women's 50 rules for men 1.Call. 2.Don’t lie. 3.Never tape any of her body parts together. 4.If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls. 5.If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.” 6.The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes. 7.Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.” 8.Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad. 9.Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad. 10.Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad. 11.“Honey,” “Darling,” and “Sweetheart,” are good. “Nag,” "Lardass,” and, “Bitch” are bad. 12.Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony. 13.A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question. 14.None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed. 15.Her cooking is excellent - so tell her. 16.But that isn’t an excuse for you to avoid cooking. 17.Dish soap is your friend. 18.Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean. 19.Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay. 20.Answering, “Who was that on the phone,” with, “Nobody,” is never going to end that conversation. 21.Ditto for, “Whose lipstick is this?” 22.Two words - clean socks. 23.Believe it or not - you’re probably not more attractive when you’re drunk. 24.Burping is not sexy. 25.You’re wrong! 26.You’re sorry! 27.She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is. 28.Ditto for your discourse on football. 29.Ditto for your abilty to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound. 30.“Will you marry me?” is good. “Let’s shack up together", is bad. 31.Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood. 32.Don’t assume PMS doesn’t exist. 33.No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything. She feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice. 4.“But we kiss,...”Is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don’t clean plaque with your tongue. 35.Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm. 36.Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive. 37.Pick her up at the airport - don’t whine - just do it. 38.If you want to break up with her - break up with her. Don’t act like a complete ass until she does it for you. 39.Don’t tell her you love her if you don’t. 40.Tell you love her if you do - often. 41.Always suck up to her brother. 42.Think boxers. 43.Silk boxers. 44.Remeber Valentine’s Day and any, “cheesy” anniversary sheso-names. 45.Don’t try to change the way she dresses. 46.Her haircut is never bad. 47.Don’t let your friends pick on her. 48.Call. 49.Don’t lie. 50.Alright so the rules are never fair. If all you guys out there just followed these simple rules - then maybe we could all just get along. LOL @ Y'all! @ Sam - Sometime a question is a question - not an attack. @ Incubus - Yea I found it a bit unrealistic myself. My sister used to give her husband money (she earned) and tell him to go out and find something to do when she wanted some alone time.

Public Comments

1. Half of these could be rules for women too, and those ones are really about basic respect. Really this sounds like a generic list from one of those laughable "women's" magazines though. I enjoy cooking and I don't like football at all, does that mean I'm not a man?
2. is the women supposed to do our laundry and clean our dishes?
3. 2 and 49 contradict a bunch of the other ones.
4. Silk boxers are lame.
5. Taping body parts? Whaaaat? I agree with many of them, *but* boys need a boys' night out just like girls need their own night out!
6. Lol those are actually really good but that would be the perfect guy and theres not one of those! Lol cute though . There are alot of repeats!!
7. OK it made be laugh - mainly because even though some are unfair - and some I don't agree with they are true LOL
8. Disagree. The usual trite stereotypical crap that assumes men are dirty, stupid neanderthals and women are vain, crazy neurotics. Edit Yes? and I answered it. I didn't perceive it as an attack, and you perceiving my response as a defence is bizarre.
9. Why can't they tape body parts together? Bondage can be fun! Also, it's not okay to make him always be "wrong" and be "sorry". Sometimes you are wrong, and it's better to discuss the issue than to beat him down and make him feel whipped and not an equal partner in the relationship. Also, if a pair of pants makes me look fat or my new haircut doesn't look so hot, I want to know so I don't look like a freakshow. I just want him to let me know in a polite way.
10. Sounds like they're expecting a bit much. Like those girls who have endless lists on how they think the guy should bend over backwards for her just because she has a vagina.
11. Lol thats alot!
12. tl;dr