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I found out that my Garden Gnomes are planning a surprise baby shower for me. They have been making a list?

of names to help me pick out what to call this magical new creature. IDK if I like their names. What do you think? Snappy Tinky-Winky Marbles Liquiphart Blanket Lampshade Keelova Stringipoop Tangerine PLapps How do I pretend to like these names?

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1. How did they find out you are expecting!? Have they been sneaking in the house again, or digging through the trash? I guess you could go along with Blanket or Lampshade, but make sure you don't commit to anything....
2. Those are great choices, but i'm a little fussy. Can you choose more human names?
3. Time to 'fess up, which gnome is the Dad??? Come on, you're not fooling anyone.
4. Go Tinky-Winky
5. YOUR TALKING TO YOUR GARDEN GNOMES, get help before the baby arrives!!!!!!!!!!! Just Kidding, Tinky-Winky is a very good name for a girl, and Keelova for a boy.
6. Dang garden gnomes