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Top 10 reasons for not doing homework:- I din't have time my sister needed my kidney We converted to a religion that forbids algebra We had to use it for toilet paper when our plane went down in the desert my brother sold it on eBay It was confiscated for national security reasons,I can't tell anymore. My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back IShaq was sick.So the lakers asked me to fill in It was due to may 12th of this year.DANG! Ithrew it at someone who said that you weren't the best teacher in school I dont remember anything after the aliens landed Things you'll never hear your parents say:- We think you need to improve your road rage score maple syrup baloons?COOL! why not drink it straight from the milk carton? Bedtime?not until you've read two comic books and watch some pro wrestling! Great rap song! turn it louder so that we can all hear Why don't you control the remote,you have better taste than your sister! Stick your arms out of the car window,there's a breeze Okay but don't let homework cut into your T.V. time No point in making the bed as you have to unmake it again tonight! no,we're not there yet but please keep asking! Least popular breakfast cereals:- Fish 'n' fiber Brocolli Chex candy coated cauliflower crisps Fruity styrofoam crunch Li'l bits o' tint Toasted hairballs Anchovy-O's frosted mini beets Flounder puffs Special P overheard in a cannibal family barbecue(if you've missed it):- "Lets invite the neighbors for lunch" "Get dressed-We're having company" "Mom sure makes a great hamburger" "I'd like to toast our guest of honour" "My stomach hurts-I think I ate someone who disagreed with me" "Want to try out the hot tub?" "Lately,I'm fed up with people" "I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth" "Don't get into a stew" "how did your team do today" "We creamed them" Ice-cream flavours rejected by baskin robbins:- Celery sorbet Beet 'n Brocolli rumba Sushi fudge surge Cookies 'n Clams Sludge brownie Choclate almond dirt Pinapple wood chip Dismember-mint Fudge Judy Chunky skunky Signs if a teacher is a werewolf:- Drinks from the faculty toilet Always styling her back hair Comes to work without her face combed Howls when she hears a good joke trims her elbows during homeroom Admits she does some"moonlighting" Sheds all over the teaches' lounge Wears a fur coat even in summer Slobbers over your homework When you shake her hand, you get rug burn cities that really exist(I swear) Flush,kansas riddle,wyoming toad s***,arkansas Gas city,indiana Tigght wad,missouri Boogertown,north carolina Pimple hill,pennysylania Go home,Canada Ding Dong,Texas Poop Creek,Oregon movies playing at the disgusting cineplex:- Lard of the rings Star warts Scoobie doo doo The sound of mucus The puke`mon movie Wizard of Ooze Mold Mountain Roadkill bill Honey,I stunk the kids James and the gaint leech Its long and stupid I know

Public Comments

1. good but too long.
2. ha ha ha~~!!!!!! good stuff way too cool~~!!!!! but but but u r too late i would have used tip to tip 20 years ego~~!!!!
3. *** :<) I wish that I would have thought of some of those 30 years ago, but then again maybe not cause back then corporal punishment was still around. (>: *** .........Cheers.......
4. ahhahahhahaha toad s****
5. Your a nutter. Double-post.