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top reasons to be a lifeguard list?

Okay, so i've been looking online, but i've only found one list I like and i need more, so any funny/cute or just any top reasons for being a lifeguard lists you have would be great, thanks :D i don't need reasons, i want a funny list, i'm already a lifeguard, i'm trying to make a t-shirt with a top 10 funny reasons to be a lifeguard list

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1. 10. you get to show off your hot bod! 9. You get to make fun of men showing off their junk in a speedo 8. You can get to first base with a stranger without being slapped. 7. You have a legitamte reason to be a germophobe (swimming in urine is gross) 6. You're allowed to idolize Pam Anderson without being a perv 5. You get to look down on people and not get critisized for it I cant think of too many more right now :(