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You know you're a high school senior when....?

For a paper, I need a to get a top 10 list of funny, short, school appropriate remarks about a senior in high school. An example could be "you know you're a senior when you have a favorite toilet" Does anyone have any good ones?

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when you pay rent to the college office (if you have one). when you show up to school in the same clothes you slept in. when you have no respect for others' rights (cutting in line, kicking underclassmen out of certain areas, etc)
you know your a senior when class is optional
when all the teachers you've had are finally nice to you
you know the shortest ways to every class, but take the long ones so you can talk to your friends
Your Asian and you get C's D's E's on tests and B's on report cards and not care at all.
i'm not really sure, but YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SENIOR WHEN THE FRESHMANS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU WHEN YOU IMMEDIATELY GO IN THE FRONT OF THE LUNCH LINE
....you're the on the giving end of a good, old-fashioned swirly.
when you know the exact number of days left until THE last day of school
...you actually find yourself doing a math problem to figure out how low of a grade you can get on your finals and still pass a class. ...you think to yourself "Why am I still here?" more than four times a day, quite possibly up to three times a period. ...you have just gotten into your top college and are sooo ready to celebrate it. ...you can tell someone the recap of every tv show on every channel from any given night of the week. ...you're often seen in the hallway with marks on your face from falling asleep on your desk. Again. ...you find yourself trying to talk all your teachers into blowing off class and watching a movie instead. ...you have memorized every poster, painting, and decoration in each of your classroom's walls. ...your schedule is so easy it's not even funny. ...you will make up any excuse to do anything slightly fun and off the wall just to make the day a little more interesting. ...you suddenly feel like boycotting, protesting on, and flat out bitching about every single rule and regulation at school. ...someone says to you,"It's Wednesday night, why are you out???" and you say "Because I'm a Senior, thats why!"
You know you're a high school senior when the new batch of freshmen call you sir. You know you're a high school senior when your parents bring home blue prints for the new spa room they'll be putting in next year.
when you have senioritis the very first day of school
in my school we have 3 lunches so.. you kno your a senior when you tell your 3rd and 4th teacher you have to return a book to the library so u get 3 lunches a day. you walk to the front of the lunch line(in front of jr. highers that is) and nobody will say anything about it your aloud to cuss out your teachers and they wont care skip more than 15 days of school and get all As and not one absent cuz you have people to stick up for you. and teachers love you walk through the halls and everybody moves out of your way