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You know it's too cold when...............?

I am in Central Illinois where the current temp is about -12. I am working on my company Top 10 list for our Newsletter... Can you help me with some funny "You know it's to cold when...." Comments... Thanks for your help.....

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1. Your coffee freezes before it can touch your lips.
2. You know it's to cold when you go outside and find out it's cold.
3. your lip gloss freezes to your lip. your latte becomes coffee flavored ice cream.
4. You know it's cold when your breathe freezes.
5. When your goolies drop off.
6. When you have bronchitis and the mucus in your lungs freezes causing you to suffocate and die!
7. You know its too cold when you can cut through glass with your nipples
8. ... you decide to stay at work an extra two hours to avoid having to go outside and wait for your car to warm up ;-)
9. your nipples are longer than your co-workers penis
10. It's colder than a fart from a dead eskimo.
11. ice warms you up...
12. When your hair freezes over and starts breaking off of your head.
13. You know when it is too cold, when you are having a conversation, and have to wait until spring for your words to thaw, so you know what was being discussed.