How about a top ten list: Signs That Your Friend or Lover May Be Going Off The Deep End With Religion?
10. You find a Bible hidden underneath the mattress. 9. Every time you ask to be shown a good time, they take you to church...,etc.
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- 8. She yells "Ohgodohgodohgod" when we're NOT f*%king. 7. I caught her masturbating while watching The Passion.
- * You tell them you're a transexual/foot fetishist/knicker sniffer...and they say "Oh, well, as long as you still believe in Jesus, that's fine!"
- You ask for jelly beans and get whoppers.
- They forgive you.
- 1. she bought a copy of 'the god delusion'
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