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I have the Craftmatic adjustable bed, and a wash rag on a stick...what else can I get to prepare for obesity?

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1. I hope you got the one with oversized springs and Macpherson struts, fatty.
2. you can get hydroxicut or whatever it is they sell on tv
3. One of those things on a stick that will pick up something you drop...like a Lil Debbie Ho Ho LMAO@Clint
4. an oxygen machine
5. Dammit, I can't think of the trademarked name for it. Something like Go-pher. Its that reacher thing. http://www.arcoa.com/ fatties can't really bend over very well.
6. Eat healthy and live a great life.....!!
7. i agree with the first answer
8. A prying bar and a mini bedroom fridge for beside the bed... You might need some extra oomph to get you out of bed and food within arms reach oh and a few tacky printed moo-moos.....http://www.silverts.com/products/index.cfm?fuseaction=productdetail&productno=21030&gender=women&categoryid
9. Colon cleanser and a sonic ear!!!!
10. be sure to put a wooden pallet under your bed and install an aluminum slide up door in your bedroom to get the forklift in....you know.... for when they have to dispose of your body
11. Our water pipe broke and flooded the entire house. Fortunately, I had just bought a years supply of ShamWow and was able to absorb every drop. I set my adjustable bed on high and it took the fire department to extricate me from it. I am still going to the chiropractor and he told me I was now eligible for a free Rascal Scooter paid for by Medicare. I used the rag on la stick to wipe the tears of joy from my eyes.
12. The jaws of life and an intercom directly over the head of your bed. "bring up another pack of bacon, please"
13. How about a dumb waiter to hoist your food up to you so you don't burn any Precious calories trying to get your food