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heyy baseball fans everywhere!! i need your help!!?

okayy so i live in a suburb near boston and i need some funny funny trivia about the boston red sox or the new york yankees. (this is for my ela class....we need to do a funny top 10 list as like on dave letterman and i am doing top 10 things to bring to a r.s vs y game!!) SO HELP ME PLZZZ

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1. A teacher asks her students if they are Yankees fans. One of them says, “No, my Dad is a Red Sox fan, my Mom is a Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan.” So the teacher says, “Well, that’s not very good; if your mother and father were both morons, would that make you a moron too?” “No, that would make me a New York Yankees fan.”
2. An A - Rod doll that chokes every October. A window fan dressed in Yankee pinstripes. It'll be the only Yankee fan in Fenway Park. With the price of tickets at the new Yankee stadium it may be the only one there as well.
3. some ideas for top 10 things to bring to a NYY-BOS game: $1,000 for food Purell Hand Sanitizer A syringe (or tube of toothpaste) Manny dreadlocks (oh wait, Boston hates him now) If I think of more, I'll add them.
4. Here are some Red Sox jokes... http://www.redsoxdiehard.com/features/jokes.html And here's some anti-Yankee ones.. most of them are kind of stupid though: http://theyankeessuck.freehomepage.com/custom.html http://theyankeessuck.freehomepage.com/custom3.html
5. A gorilla suit. A program of the play No-No Nanette.
6. Funniest Yankees joke I've heard: Albert Einstein is at a big party and he decides to ask people their IQ when he first meets them so he won't confuse the less bright ones with any too technical conversation: So Einstein walks up to a man and asks his IQ and the man says "185" "Einstein answers "Great! What do you think of my newest theory in quantum physics?" Later, he does the same with a woman at the party and she answers "135" "Wonderful, would you like to discuss politics and current events?" Towards the end he notices a guy sitting in the corner drunk and alone. Albert feels kind of sorry for the guy so he goes up and asks his IQ to try to start a conversation: The guy answers "65!" Albert: "Um...Go Yankees!"
7. With all due respect the Ivystung, because that definitely got me to laugh, but here's a better version: Albert Einstein is at a big party and he decides to ask people their IQ when he first meets them so he won't confuse the less bright ones with any too technical conversation: So Einstein walks up to a man and asks his IQ and the man says "185" "Einstein answers "Great! What do you think of my newest theory in quantum physics?" Later, he does the same with a woman at the party and she answers "135" "Wonderful, would you like to discuss politics and current events?" Towards the end he notices a guy sitting in the corner drunk and alone. Albert feels kind of sorry for the guy so he goes up and asks his IQ to try to start a conversation: The guy answers "0!" Albert: "Um...Go Red Sox!"