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Where can I get those lists of funny excuses?

I want to know a website or a search term to use to find those lists of "real" excuses that have errors in them so they come out really funny, e.g. My child can't come to school today because he needs to be shot. I could find regular excuses easy, but I want them for my English class to study grammar mistakes. found it. search term is "real excuses."

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1. I know what your talking about, but I don't know where its found. one of them was "Johnny couldn't make it to school yesterday. It was his father's fault." It was something like that. If I find it, then I will give you the website. :]
2. I would give you more sources but....I'd love to but... I accidently took some ex-lax with my prozac this morning. I've been sitting on the can all day, but I feel great
3. from yo mama, she got one for all you kids
4. Serch Keepers Of Lists on Google and click that website my personal favorite is the one 149 ways to tell your parents are overprotective.