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We're trying to write a funny top 10 list about my brother in law who is turning 50. We thought the topic could be "Top 10 things he's learned after 50 years." I was wondering if anyone could help me. Things to help describe him: Into landscaping, flowers, plants, etc. Has exotic chickens (don't laugh) Built his own home. He's a plumber Fiddles around with artistic painting and playing the acoustic guitar Has three daughters and one son Has made his own wine in the past I'm having trouble because he doesn't have any quirks that I can prey on. He's just a really nice normal guy. Any help would be appreciated. THANKS!!

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1. well you can start on exotic chickens. i mean how many people own exotic chickens?
2. That's a great idea-- I have have a couple The "EXOTIC" chicken dance will never be a wedding favorite. Having 4 women in one house requires 5 bathrooms. Suspenders AND a belt are needed when working crouched over. (My brother the plumber told me this!) Good luck, that's all I can think of.
3. ok, the exotic chickens, are those, some unidentifiably birds that you just call chickens, or are they really chickens, well he's a handy man.........(pun intended)
4. 1. Originally thought a Plumbers Helper was a high school kid 2. Thought a wax ring was on a Q-tip 3. Had 4 children, one of each..... 4. Named his first 4 exotic chickens Kung Pao, Sesame, Sweet and Sour 5. Thought a wine corkscrew was a Plumber's snake. 6. Originally thought a 'crack high' was when his pants drooped 7. Thought Port-O-Potty was the capital of Haiti 8. Told his children "I've cleared sewer blockages bigger'n you"