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I want to make a humorous list of reasons why my old boss should hire me back after I left for another job a couple years ago. Can you can think of any funny reasons to include on the list, such as, "I dress well", or "I had the flu shot so I shouldn't be out sick much this year", etc.

Public Comments

1. You already know my name
2. Your not as dumb as you look lol.
3. How about.... I can't live without you in my life anymore.
4. cause I'm the only one who can fix the copier?
5. Remind him that you stole much less office supplies than your co-workers.
6. I'll save you some of my coffee every morning. I've cut down my internet surfing time to 4 hours instead of the former 6.
7. because you can stay late on work on some reports with your boss, if you know what i mean, you kiss ass.
8. He shoud hire you back....because you know the job!
9. "I dress well" - hope your boss doesn't take it too seriously and invitingly... "I know where he lives..." :p
10. I make the best coffee. I don't need to spend time checking my make-up. I am always first here and last to leave. I am good at my job. I am always polite. My car never breaks down (I don't have one) I never miss the bus ( I live 3 doors away) I never refuse overtime (I am single, live alone and get bored at home) My shoes always match my outfits. If I do wrong, I will always apologize.