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top 10 funny reasons the titanic sank!!!!!?

so for one of my classes we have to make a list of 10 reasons the titanic sank but they have to be funny like because it didnt know how to swim or something like that. i need help thinking of as many as i can so good luck and i hope you can come up with some!

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1. I am sorry but that is a little twisted for such a sad event.....
2. 1:fat albert was on it 2:it hid for the iceburg that 'poked' it
3. -a blind man on lookout -a man was driving the boat -iceland is closer than they thought -captain couldnt see over the steering wheel -map was upside down
4. idk
5. Rosie O'Donnell was on board! Oprah was on board! John Goodman was on board! And so on in that fashion.
6. 1. My mom was floating around in the ocean. 2. The Ship attempted to do a barrel roll.
7. Not really a reason why it sank, but my favorite Titanic related quote: It's like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
8. Joking about a tragedy? That's some teacher you've got.
9. Cos the captain always goes down with the ship. get it? (cos the captains so fat) lol