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Top 10 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus on Christmas ok funny or not?

10. Instead of milk and cookies leave Santa a Weight Watchers bar and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds! 9. While Santa’s in the house... go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket! 8. While Santa’s in the house... replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to fly! 7. Keep a bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big fat Santa suit!! 6. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wants to remind him to pick up a loaf of bread on his way home. 5. Take everything out of your house as if it has just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well, well… They always return to the scene of the crime" 4. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute corrections. 3. Leave out a Santa suit with a dry-cleaning bill. 2. Instead of Christmas ornaments decorate your tree with pumpkins! 1. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa Claus to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us buddy!!"

Public Comments

1. lol funny
2. kinda...not really...
3. v good!!! lmao, i like ur jokes
4. very good lol
5. Funny
6. ha, congrats, you made me smile at least! http://www.myspace.com/desperatedan86
7. Hahaha that's funny
8. THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!
9. thats hot i like dat
10. lmfao this is funny, especially the 5th one and the 9th one. I tried to write a ticket for a police car parking in the fire lane but it didnt turn out so well cause when he saw the fake ticket he ripped it up and drove off lol
11. I liked it! #2 was so so though. Definately have to spread the joy with this joke. Thank you!!!
12. Um.. THIS is supposed to be funny?? (YAWN) U NEED TO KEEP UR SELF BUSY MAN... hey here's a good joke: Look at yourself in the mirror
13. LMAO that would be sooo funny if he was real xxx lol gd 1 have a star x
14. This is definitely one of the funnier lists I've seen. I love number 4.
15. I'd write him a note to saying that if he gives me everything on my wishlist, I'll give him the antidote to the poison I put in the mince that he's eating. Muahahahahahahahahahaha.....etc.
16. lol
17. Yeah it's pretty funny
18. Funny espeicially number 5
19. I like it :]
20. tee hee! cute
21. LOL - Love It
22. u forgot 'leave a fire in the fireplace'!!! it wuz funny tho.
23. Very funny lol
24. lol like them all
25. ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10
26. that's cute
27. I'd give it a -6 out of 10.
28. lol! that's funny! haha!
29. I`m confused,,,,,ha ha
30. thanks good for my kids...have a nice christmas chris.... from kids.
31. lol
32. well done to you for making me laugh
33. I loved number one! haha! STAR FOR YOU! can i please have best answer? ♥NiCOLE (go to my profile and answer all of my questions!)
34. L O L 9/10 x
35. enjoyed those ta much.
36. very funny
37. lol cute
38. haha
39. Very cute ... lol
40. cool
41. Ha ha ha.!!! Will try the bull, lol.!!! Excellent Chris.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers mate.!!