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Top 10 reasons Jimmie Johnson is a wuss?

Can anyone make a list. And can you make it funny please?

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1. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. and 10: He races in NASCAR.
2. Im sorry I cant make that type of list--My Dad Taught Me If You Cant say something nice about somebosy SAY NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
3. Why is he a wuss, because he made the last 2 seasons "boring" to people because he was dominating and won 2 championships back to back?? GO JIMMIE!!!!!
4. ilove jimmie johnson
5. #1. He drives for Gordon. #2. He drives for Gordon. #3.....Gordon #4..........Gordon #6...Did i mention he drives for Jeff Gordon?
6. 10 reasons he's not: 10. He's better than Junior 09. He's won more races than Junior 08. He doesn't blow engines like Junior 07. He doesn't demand controlling share of a company that isn't his then run away like a spoiled brat like Junior. 06. His car OWNER has won more races than Junior. 05. His fan base is not carry overs from his father like Junior's. 04. He has won races on a variety of tracks and not just Talladega and Daytona like Junior. 03. His car OWNER has won more championships than Junior. 02. His fans are not drunken idiots who throw beer bottles and endanger the safety of fans when he doesn't win a race, unlike those of Junior. 01. He's won TWO championships, unlike Junior, who has yet to win ONE.
7. I think Jimmy was involved in the steroid scandal that rocked Major League Baseball. His name came up in that congress report. He was juiced for his last two championship seasons.
8. Number 10 - I dunno Number 9 - I didn't think he was Number 8 - what is a wuss Number 7 - because he can Number 6 - because your friends told you so Number 5 - because people have hurt feelings Number 4 - because his wife won't let him date any more Number 3 - because it makes him run ahead of everyone else Number 2 - All that money brings out your feminine side And the Number 1 reason Jimmie Johnson is a wuss: He actually had a sexual relation with your mom and it scarred him for life.
9. 10. has a crew chief that cheats on every race day 9. screams when he breaks a nail 8. drives for HMS (cheaters, except mears) 7. afraid to do donuts after a non fair win because his car is set up on steroids perfeclty 6. never says anything negative on live TV 5. dose commercials were he try to act "cool" by using some sort of tools 4. pays people to act to be his fans 3. black mails Bill France so France dosent tell what Johnson is upto when he dose car adjustments 2. shaves 1. drives for GORDON, another wuss
10. saq, you're fu*king pathetic.
11. 10. He Drives for Hendrick, The most dominate team in NASCAR 9.He drives a Chevy 8. His team mate is Jeff Gordon 7. His name is Jimmie Johnson 6. He is the only driver to win the Daytona 500, the Brickyard, and the championship in the same year 5.he's got a hot wife 4.he's got a really hot wife 3.he's one of the top drivers in the series 2.according to Elliot Sadler, the only way he can finish Talladega, is if the whole field crashes and the #1 Reason Jimmie Johnson is a wuss is..... He won two straight Championships, and can back it up. How is that a wuss??
12. Well if you think he is a wuss..hey he has won 2 championships, and won lots of races, and if that makes a wuss, hey maybe more drivers would like to be a wuss. Jimmie is a nice guy, I just do not like to bad mouth any drivers.