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Top 10 reasons why to avoid drug abusers?

im doing this play in which i play a person who like to keep distant from drug abusers and dealers in life no matter how close they are to me. soo i wanted your help in coming up with a rather funny, interesting but at the same time believable list of'' top 10 reasons why I avoid drug abusers" thanx in advance

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1. second hand smoke/drugs.
2. They'll steal your stash every time.
3. They'll rob you blind in order to pay for their next fix.
4. When I first get high for the day, I'm super chatty and really abstract in my thoughts....it's worth avoiding if you're not high.
5. Well this question is so vague, what type of drug abuser? I wouldn't have problems with a pot head, but a crack head on the other hand....
6. they steal your lighter. God, I hate that.
7. They will end up like my ex-best friend, knocking on your door at 3 am, when you have to work the next day. Wanting to sleep on your couch because their girlfriend kicked them out again, because they were hiding the fact that they were using. Then they crash on your couch for a week or two, in and out all the time, bringing weird people over, and having no respect for your personal items and leaving tons of water all over the bathroom floor. Then they get upset at YOU for asking them to please pick up their messes/food. Not too mention the fact that they can't even hold a normal conversation because they are so strung out all the time and that they have started sleeping with a woman that is as old as both of your mothers. But NO, they can't stay at HER house because it "would be too soon", so they just keep impositioning you and inviting HER over to YOUR house. Then, they decide to "take your advice" and come down off drugs and so they sleep on your couch for DAYS, sweating profusely as all the chemicals exit their body. So then your couch smells like vinegar, BO, and cigarettes from all the crap in their system. How's that for a great, comedic story on why to stay away from people who use drugs?
8. Many reasons but mostly what it does to those surrounding the addict. Addiction is one of the most selfish diseases focused solely on the next fix.
9. There's a good chance they'll die from an overdose, and who wants to grow to love someone and then suffer that pain if it can be avoided?
10. Some drug users just get high and then don't want to do anything. (I say "some" because when I'm high I do lots of fun things)
11. 10. The dope lifestyle is fascinating. Train wrecks are fascinating too, but are still best observed from a safe distance. 9. Accompanying someone on a scoring mission is never a pleasant experience. 8. What people say when they're high sounds like bollocks if you aren't. 7. They hang around with some of the kind of freaks that make the people you thought were freaks look normal. 6. Your stash will go walkies. 5. They will borrow money and never pay you back. 4. They will help themselves to your fags. 3. Even if you're clean, you run the risk of getting busted with them. 2. It's always the least-stoned person who has to answer the door, put the kettle on, feed the dog &c. 1. You will never be able to keep a cigarette lighter for long enough to need a new flint.