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what are quick painless ways to kill yourself?

i have to do research on it for an essay. list serious ways though because my teacher said that he'll take points off for jokes. thanks. "hmm i dont think this is for a essay i dont think anyone should anwser somehow i would feel bad if u killed urself over advice i gave" it wouldn't matter either way. IF it wasn't for an essay i'd do it anyway even if no one gave advice, but thats only IF it wasn't for an essay..

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1. hmm i dont think this is for a essay i dont think anyone should anwser somehow i would feel bad if u killed urself over advice i gave
2. As a Ordained Minister i am here to let you know about A True Painless Method of Suicide (Easiest and Simplest Painless Suicide Method)-最簡單﹐最容易﹐無痛的自殺方法 How to Commit Suicide (A Painless Suicide) Are you looking for a painless method to end your life; a quick way to commit suicide; and/or a clean way to die? If so, you have come to the right place! 1) Methods like slitting wrists, cutting throat, poisons, suffocation, jumping off a cliff or tall building are not painless methods of suicide. Not even inhaling carbon monoxide. Why? Because the real pain comes after death, being burnt eternally in hell. The Bible teaches that all nonbelievers are destined for hell. Most people misunderstood that once a person dies, that's the end of life. This is not true. All non-believers will be resurrected in the last days (Dan 12:2, Acts 24:15, John 5:28, 29) and punished by burning in hell eternally (Matthew 25:46). A true believer does not commit suicide for humans were made in God's image, thus God disapproves suicide 2) True Painless Death- Would it be nice to put your life behind you, and start all over again? Would it be nice to start with a clean slate? When we put our faith in God, and accept Christ as our savior (Acts 4:12), we become a new person ( 2 Corin 5:17, Roman 6:4-5). All your sins and transgressions are forgiven. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son (to die for our sins), that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16). 3) How to Be Born Again and be a New Person- The Bible teaches that 'if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from death, you will be saved (Romans 10:9) that whoever believes on Him will not be put to shame (Romans 10:11). To a non-Christian, it may seem that Christianity is condemning him or her, by saying that the only way to be saved is to embrace Jesus Christ (Acts 4:12). However, before you come to this conclusion, please realize what Christ had done for you. He died for your sins as well as mine through a torturous death so that we can be saved. Christianity is not a religion, but a relationship with God. The following are a few facts about Christianity 1) It is the only 'religion' that God comes to you (Christ came and died for our sins), instead you trying to reach God by being good enough 2) It is the only 'religion' that you are accepted not because of how good you are, but what Christ had done on the cross. All you have to do is to repent from your sins and accept Him 3) It is the only fair 'religion' that both the love and judgment of God are served, with Christ dying for our sins! (sins have to be punished - Judgment, but the punishment was bore by Christ instead of us - Love) If you have decided to accept Christ, would you let us know so that we can pray for you? Important: People who are suicidal may have serious depression and / or chemical imbalance that need immediate professional attention. Please contact your physician as well as other professionals listed below immediately. American Academy of Pediatrics 141 Northwest Point Boulevard P.O. Box 927 Elk Grove Village, Illinois 60007 American Association of Suicidology 2459 South Ash Street Denver, Colorado 80222 National Committee of Youth Suicide Prevention 666 Fifth Avenue, 13th Floor New York, New York 10103 (212) 957-9292 National Depressive and Manic Depressive Association P.O. Box 753 Northbrook, Illinois 60062 National Suicide Hotline 1-800-SUICIDE 1-800-784-2433
3. what kind of sick teacher give his kids an essay on quick and painless ways to commit suicide? sweetie we all know that theres no essay and i really doubt that anyone on here is going to give you that kind of advice. as i dont know your situation i probably cant say much that would help. but please dont kill yourself. life is worth living, whether you realize it or not. please talk to someone. your parents, a friend, a counselor, anybody. you could even call a hot line or talk to me if you want! just hold on, your loved :)
4. I think the answer you are looking for would be best looked up online without starting something nasty here. Google it. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=painless+ways+to+commit+suicide
5. Pills aren't painless no matter what anyone says. I took 96 aspirin and the doctor told me that it would have taken two more days of excruciating pain to actually rid myself than the three hours I sat through. Afterwards they pumped my stomach and I could only drink LiquidCharcoal. Drinking the LiquidCharcoa was the worst part. Hanging yourself isn't as painless as you think it would be. You'd have to hang a loose noose around your neck and jump from a very high distance to break your neck. And even then there is no garuntee that it will kill you immediately. Just kicking over the stool leaves you to suffocate and creates a nasty scratch if someone cuts you down in time, and trust me there will be time. Slitting your wrists hurts more than I can describe. And if you don't remember down the street not across the road, well you're just going to be in a lot of pain. And your blood flow may not be fast enough for it to even kill you in a hour. Overdosing feels like the best and worst high of your life. Depends on how close you are to dying as to when the best starts. Or if it even does start at all. Fire, just ouch. I can't think of a painless way. Sorry.
6. listen to suzanne c. You are not to destroy a gift that God has given you called life. Life is a test and if you destroy it, you automatically fail right? Failure is hell, Passing is heaven. You must be born again. This is called baptism. For right now, i suggest you talk to a guidance counsellor so they will help you to clear your head. and for this essay, i say just basically jumping off of something so u become unconcious and dead, and a major major alcohol overdose, intoxicating poisons etc....