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TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ 10. Husseinfeld 9. Mad About Everything 8. Allah McBeal 7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror 6. Achmed's Creek 5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest 3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs 1. Suddenly Sanctions TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..... 10. U are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier u look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me. 6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because u r. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If u don't like what you get, u can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear u moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after 1. U can do the whole neighbourhood

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1. ahhahahahhahahhahahhahha. Funny Funny. Soo funny. :) Starred. ***** Thanks for the laugh.
2. That's funny as!! Husseinfeld - man that's funny I like your philosophies on the trick or treating issue - but I don't recommend telling that to any neighbourhood kids.
3. hahhahahahah lol
4. WOOHOO!!! Top 10.
5. thats a star
6. ahaaha very funny ------ FOR YOU *** STAR
7. Murphy's Laws Of Combat If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. There is always a way. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you're ready for them. b. When you're not ready for them. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. A "sucking chest wound" is natures way of telling you to slow down. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
8. maybe my sense of humor don't fly this far it was ok but I dunno. it's not really me you know. I do enjoy looking at your stuff though but this today I dunno sweetie it was just not me I'm sorry I am saying this nice enough to not get negative feed backs, I know I post some lame jokes though lol so you can always negative comment to mine but I really have liked what you have posted thus far but this one through me off a little.