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top ten joke lists?

does anyone know any good top ten lists that are funny? i don't really care if they are clean, that doesn't really matter to me

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1. Two nuns walk into a shop and ask for two bottles of Buckfast Tonic Wine. The shop keeper looks stunned and answers "are you not nuns? Should nuns be drinking?" One nun replies, "oh it's not for us, it's for the Mother Superior she has constipation" At this the shop keeper nods and produces two bottles of Buckfast. A few hours later as the shop keeper is shutting his shop he spots the two nuns he had previously served, sitting steaming and laughing on the kirb outside. He shouts over, hey nuns I thought the wine you bought was for the Mother Superior as she was constipated? The nuns reply, yeah it was cause she'll s**t herself when she See's us! lol
2. Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery You know, I don't remember studying this in med school. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? There go the lights again? "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
3. A blonde goes home from the doctors to find her husband waiting anxiously "Well" asks husband " What did he say is wrong with you?" The blonde replied "Nothing really but he did compliment me on my *****" "WHAT" shouted the husband outraged "He said I have a really nice *****" said the blonde "Right" said the husband "I'm not putting up with this", and storms off down to the surgery to have words with the doctor about his behaviour. The man barges into the doctors surgery and demands "What do you think your doing? my wife comes in to see you and all you can do is perv at her body and compliment her on her *****! The doctor replies "I said no such thing I told her she has acute angina!"
4. HEY GIVE THE BEST ANSWER TO LITTLE BOI THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL