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10. Square Dance Caller (i think he'd be awesome, but he'll need a writer, of course) Open4One, you obviously are a dupe. Do you think the Presidents salary is going to be enuff for Georgie Boy? ((yep, we're all lafffing at ytou because you're the whiner)) hahehaeh HA!

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1. Off our backs, that's how
2. 10-Rodeo Clown. 9-"Guess-Your-Weight" booth operator. 8-Center square on "Hollywood Squares". The legacy of Jm. J. Bullock and Paul Lynde lives! 7-He'll author the first set of Presidential memoirs expressed entirely through fingerpainting. 6-He'll re-purchase the Texas Rangers, move them to Oklahoma, skim huge tax and construction breaks off the residents of OKC for a new stadium, then sell the team for a huge profit. Again. 5-Perennial contestant on "Are you Smarter Than a Third-Grader?" 4-Motivational speaker for deaf and blind people. 3-Model for Crocs shoes: http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/06/22/PH2007062200590.jpg 2-Hawker of his own personal memorabilia on QVC: "That's right, Paula! For just two easy payments of $29.98, you can own a signed copy of this never-before-seen private photo of me taking a dump on the original Bill Of Rights!" 1-How about a big, fat, stupid, corrupt corporate lobbyist whose work schedule consists of two $600 lunches a week, and playing with those moving metal balls in his office the rest of the time? Nah...this one's just not realistic.
3. 9. Stand up Comedian 8. Used Car Salesman 7. CEO of a Fortune 100 company 6. Circus Clown 5. Drill for natural gas on the Barnett Shale (not this again!) 4. Bounty Hunter (Osama Bin Laden is STILL on the loose, with a $20 million bounty!) 3. Run for governor of Texas.....again... 2. Work in a PAC--or start one up 1. Clear some brush on his ranch.....
4. Use his name to sell fast food. "W's Bunless, extra small Hot Dogs. Not your typical weenie!" Or maybe he'll books on how to catch CRAPPIE and BIG MOUTH Bass: "Fishin' Accomplished!"
5. Do you actually not know that the salary of President is "for life"? Of course you don't, no one would have tried to make such a joke knowing that, since it obviously isn't even remotely humorous in light of that one fact. Guess who looks sillier, the man you're trying to paint as a bumpkin, or the bumpkin who doesn't know the first thing about the Presidency.