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Anyone know of any perhaps humorous Top 10 lists that have to do with graduation?

Looking for some ideas to write in a graduation message. A Top 10 list would be fun - Top 10 reasons to graduate; top 10 reasons why we're happy you are graduating; Top 10 reasons to be happy about graduating.

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2. Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #1 Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~ Garry Trudeau Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #2 A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ~ W.H. Auden Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #3 The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ~ Doug Larson Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #4 Study hard, and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog. ~ George Bush, (41st US president in a speech in 1992, to graduates after learning Millie, his dog, made $889,176 in book royalties.) Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #5 It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~ Isabel Waxman Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #6 There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~ Orrin Hatch Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #7 ...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional. ~ Bob Bickford Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #8 Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~ Gary Bolding Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #9 The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. ~ Russell Green Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #10 Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary more: Favorite Graduation Quotes #1 A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. ~ Robert Orben Favorite Graduation Quotes #2 You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ~ Tom Brokaw Favorite Graduation Quotes #3 Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo Favorite Graduation Quotes #4 You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. ~ John Updike Favorite Graduation Quotes #5 Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. ~ Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) American reformer Favorite Graduation Quotes #6 School's out, Memories past, Don't ever doubt, Our friendship will last. ~ Unknown Favorite Graduation Quotes #7 Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! ~ Louisa May Alcott Favorite Graduation Quotes #8 Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~ Richard Halliburton Favorite Graduation Quotes #9 Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~ B.F. Skinner Favorite Graduation Quotes #10 It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~ Aristotle