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How can to make the About Me section as funny and sarcastic as possible?

This is a template for MySpace and I was just wondering if it was applied to Facebook in more of a humourous and sarcastic way what could be written? I’m a _______, ________ and _________ (list three things that describe you, e.g. small business owner, writer, cat lover, devoted father) from __________ (list the general area you live in, e.g. country, state or city, but don’t ever give your address). I’m here writing my Myspace About Me section because ____________ (your reason for signing up on MySpace). The things I love most in life are ______, _________ and ________ (list your favorite things, e.g. hanging with friends, scrapbooking, photography, cycling, family, my kids). I’ve been ___________ (one of your hobbies) for ____ years, and I really love it. On week days you’ll usually find me ____________ (something that describes you at work or school, e.g. working as a landscaper, pretending to pay attention in school, looking after my kids, at the library, teaching kindergarten kids). On the weekends I like to ________ and ________. My idea of the perfect day would start with _________. And then I’d _______. Later I’d __________. And I’d top it all off by ________. The kinds of people I enjoy the most are ones who are ________ and ________. That’s important to me because __________. My dreams for the future are ________, _________ and _________. So what am I doing to achieve those dreams? Well, how about ____________, for starters. And also, ______________. One thing I need to do more of is ___________.

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1. WTF?