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I wanna say all my deep secrets...go ahead and read them?

i just need to get all this out, i hate secrets. heres they are, 100% real secrets. all the weird things ive done that have to do with masturbating: -i jacked off at my friends house 5 times before while she was asleep -i jacked off to the sounds of my sister doing her girlfriend -i jakced off while my dog humped my leg a few times when i was 7 -i jack off to videos of chicks getting it up the vag and *** at the same time -i jacked off my cat while i jacked off myself (i was desperate to get horny shut up) -when i jack off to porn i consentate mostly on the chicks -i have a gross vag (huge wrinkly pussy lips, a bulging vein above my clit) -i make fake yahoo accounts so i can ask questions about my vag and boobs and stuff -i stalk my brothers friend -i gave my brothers friend a handjob in the same room when my brother and sister where there -i spend most of my time in the shower singing, dancing, masturbating, and looking at myself naked in the mirror -i go on sites like www.007b.com and www.the-clitoris.com so i can feel better about my body -i have a sacral dimple (a small dimple ppl are born with at the top of their butt crack) -i pretend i have a british accent when im alone -i grope my boobs when im alone -i sing when im alone -i havent slept yet and its 7:28 am -i yahoo troll sometimes (but on a different account) -i have a cup boobs with 1.5 inch wide nipples (ew) -i laugh like a dolphin -if anyone i knew read this i would die -i act like a slut to get guys to like me cuz thats the only way i get self confidence -i think i might be bisexual but i dont want my mom to know -i freaking masturbate alot lol -sometimes i run around my house while everyone asleep and pretend im a cat -i wish i was 24 and pregnant -i wish someone did something bad like raped me just so i could torture them ok thats all I can think of, you probably think i am a COMPLETE freak (i wouldnt blame you). So is anyone brave enough to share some of their secrets? cuz that took alot of courage for me lol. thx

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1. Not everyone perfect, but some of those things are a bit deranged. Your still growing up, so you will have bad moments. And I am British, so I always talk like that when I'm alone XD I'm only 17 and I'm a bit of a goodie two shoes lol XD I wish I could be more bad :/ But that won't happen ^^
2. LMAO
3. wow. you have some serious sex issues.
4. aww i'm pretty sure some people out there are just like you. i don't really have any secrets though.
5. Wow. Why would you tell all this to the world? That is very disturbing. I don't have any secrets.
6. i have a secret im engaged and i cant stand my fiance like i really don't like him he annoys me, sometimes i don't even want to look at him i said yes because i was too afraid to say no im still too afraid to break it off he wants kids i dont. he threw out all my birth control and is planning on having kids ..... like, now. oh, and im in love with my ex boyfriend who i would never hurt or cheat on, id do anything for him if my ex wanted to hook up, i would without thinking about it im turning 19 in may.
7. WOW are you for real i want you i need you
8. I think it was pretty brave of you to come out and say all that stuff, and while i would share some of my secrets to you, my account is my real name lol.
9. i like the 1 about running around the house at night and pretend your a cat hahah i do that 2 and my dog looks at me like i am crazy (hahah i think i am!!) and i also masturbate allot 2 like i do it before i go to bed and it helps me sleep (weird right??) and 1 more thing i have to say is that i have done it with 2 of my guy cousins.(it was a 3way) i know that the cousin thing is weird but we are experimenting allot it sucks i only see them on weekends SO.... yeah that i my biggest secrets that i can think of. ohhh ya and sometimes i think of weirdest things to get horny. hahaha yeah I'm weird to hahahaha but i love being weird it is a part of who i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=+)
10. I fucked my step sister i fucked my teacher i jerked off during freshman seminar i had a 3some with twins 2 years older than me in my parents bed my aunt gave me a handjob i slept with my brothers girlfriend i fucked a chick in the cafeteria ive gotten arrested over 10 times i sit on my porch buck naked jerk off and smoke weed i day dream all the time about taking down a whole group of people with a good fighting song on i masturbate at least twice a day ive fucked 3 of my female cousins at the same time and had an orgy in a bathroom in highschool